'Giant tent' being discussed to end rain delays in cricket

What complete, total, unadulterated, irrefutable, pure....CRAP!!!!    > > >


"it separate men from boys"...it separate survivors frum those in IC unit!!

"return to uncovered wickets"...'n 19 a.o. on gluepot

"not a problem for cricket"...is fur thousands of fans who pay good money


Maphoney still tink he Oxford Don  ...but he jiz barn yard Mon!!!  ::dead::

JACKASSNESS DAT!  HERE IS OXFORD DON IN YUH SKUNT!

THE PRICE OF THE TENT WILL GO INTO PERMANENT TICKET INCREASES OVER AND ABOVE THE COST OF THE TENT.  EVERYTHING IN THERE WILL COST MORE..PERIOD  AND FOREVER. THE FANS WILL GET IT RIGHT IN THEIR  COLLECTIVE TEETH

AND THAT IS ONLY WHAT WE CAN SEE SO FAR....

AS FAR AS TICKETS ARE CONCERNED FOR WET DAYS....IT WUD BE A DAM SITE CHEAPER TO GIVE SOME SORT OF COMPENSATION TO FANS FOR THAT..YOU WANT THEM COMING  BACK EH! RIGHT ::confused:: :-[

AND DO THIS CALCULATION WILLYA:  HOW  MANY DAYS OF TEST CRICKET IN AN ENGLISH SUMMER:  HOW MANY DISTURBED BY RAIN..AND WHAT WAS THE EXTENT OF THE FINANCIAL LOSS...?

do dat for the past 30 years to get a trend you can actually work with

and there are all kinds of subsidiary questions in there the ansahs to which would allow for proper fan compensation for rain etc.

anyhow does the loss  by rain of a day or 2 out of of 30 warrant the expenditure of millions on a tent ::confused::
and see how many rain days there were since 1987

tent-makers want to sell tents for sure.  send dem into the hurricane zones where those things are often needed.  but be careful!  deh will soon be looking into how they can blow more and stronger hurricanes in the people rarse, so deh wud need and buy more tents > > >

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According to netweather.tv   85 test days washed out in England from 1880 to 2004.
Many, many more for all first class matches, ODIs, T20s.  Up to 2000 41 days lost in New Zealand
tests; 28 in Rasta tests.  Put away dim knee breeches, buckle shoes and chamber pots and get
wid da times Maphoney. 

1880 to 2004  124 years minus 12 years for war, average 4 tests per year by 112 years...448 tests by 4 days per test

dat is 1792 days of cricket minus 84 wet days:  1708 days of cricket

and you want to buy a tent  for 84 days in 112 years : : :

interesting!

your language sounds like Wifan but your reasoning fits Artemis skimmy! ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

you paying fuh the tent right ::confused::  Captin say so.  or yuh cud get dem to  put up ah free one fuh demonstration purposes ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

woi oh!  interesting :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

hahahahaha....timmyj gibberish speak reflects a muddled brain  ::LOL::

NOT CRAP SKIMMY...JUST BADLY WRITTEN! BUT i WILL LEAVE IT UP...WHY ::confused::

BECAUSE I WAS ON MY NOSE - AN EXAMPLE OF HOW IT CAN GET..LOW BLOOD SUGAR, MUDDLE BRAINS AND STRUGGLING BUT NOT AWARE OF IT.  IT GETS WORSE TOO AT TIMES.

I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONTROL IT.  AT TIMES WHAT I DO WORKS... SOMETIMES IT DOES NOT

oh well.  I got to live with it

Dim just da days lost fur Jurassic matches!  Din dare's the days lost for ALL da
county matches, ODIs, T20s, not to mention rain delays where fans have to sit
fur hours twiddlin' dare thumbs!    ::dead:: ::dead:: ::dead:: Chuck yer kerosene lamps and chastity belt
'n git wid da times, Maphoney!!! 

used to be 6 days : 1 day of rest 

why wud  county matches have more rain days than test matches ::confused:: ::confused:: ::confused::

and counties are even less wealthy than the english MCC/TCCB.

oh eff!  cricket evolved with the sun and rain...everybody done make psychological, physical, phinancial etc.' accommodation with the natural, weather driven way of cricket. 

and for that reason there IS NO PROBLEM WITH THE CRICKET AND THE WEATHER..ANY, ALL AND NO PART OF THE WORLD AT ALL.

WHAT YOU CYAR READ WHAT I SAID, ALLUDE, ACCUSE...THAT ALLYUH TRYING TO MAKE A PROBLEM WHERE THERE IS NONE AT ALL, SIMPLY FUH PROFIT > > > >

THIS IS ANOTHER INSTANCE WHERE TECHNOLOGY IS NOT REQUIRED, IN THE PHORM OF SOME MODERN TENT, THAT WOULD BE FAR FROM WHAT IT IS CRACKED UP TO BE WHEN THE PROPAGANDA IS STRIPPED AWAY, AND THE PEOPLE ARE LEFT HOLDING THE SH!TTY END OF THE STICK


AND AGAIN WHEN EVER AND WHERE EVER THAT HAS BEEN ATTEMPTED, I.E PROBLEMS CREATED OUT OF THIN AIR FOR PROFIT,  AND ACTUALLY OCCURRED, EFFECTED... IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN DISASTROUS AND VERY COSTLY FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY, ACTIVITY ETC.,  INVOLVED.

MAN WILL YOU TAKE YOUR TENT..TENTS..BUY 100 OF THEM ..AND ERECT DEM IN YUH YARD, OVAH YUH HOUSE SO RAIN WUN WET IT...IN YUH BASEMENT... WALK WITH ONE AS YOUR OWN PERSONAL UMBRELLA...PUT ONE OVAH YUH BED..AND SO ON.

JESUS H CRISE!  PHUCK CRICKET TENTS > > >

DEH USED TO PLAY 2 AND 3 DAY TESTS UP TO 1930.

By 1939 deh may have been still giving west indies 3 day tests in england..I doh remember that history well.

so considering 2-3 days tests..6 days and den 5  I say average 4 days.  I cud be wrong..just an approximation based on dat deh..to be corrected when possible and we know fuh ah fac' wat it was.

but more or less my point is still good.  and so phuck tents and skimmys investment.  the impse musta bought shares in the compiny thinking dat it is a sure ting. 

who knows ::confused::  the MCC cud have bought shares in deh too ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::