Kyla

[quote author=The Captain link=topic=54380.msg355529#msg355529 date=1313163175]
you have to sed the $1 credit to Nargis
[/quote]

that wont even buy the gal a liter of gas

[quote author=krishna link=topic=54380.msg355531#msg355531 date=1313163213]
that wont even buy the gal a liter of gas
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I invited her tomorrow for duck curry, dhall and rice!!

[quote author=Kyla link=topic=54380.msg355555#msg355555 date=1313171034]

I invited her tomorrow for duck curry, dhall and rice!!
[/quote]

::rofl::

[quote author=Kyla link=topic=54380.msg355555#msg355555 date=1313171034]

I invited her tomorrow for duck curry, dhall and rice!!
[/quote]

how come de lawd nah get invite

[quote author=The Captain link=topic=54380.msg355560#msg355560 date=1313172034]

how come de lawd nah get invite
[/quote]

He can come too!!

how are you this beautiful morning

[quote author=The Chairman link=topic=54380.msg416749#msg416749 date=1337089542]
how are you this beautiful morning
[/quote]

Surviving!!

well its beeter than not surviving :grin:

rogers own fido, and they suck like shit .... im so pissed off with them and dem network. 

[quote author=The Chairman link=topic=54380.msg416899#msg416899 date=1337103348]
well its beeter than not surviving :grin:
[/quote]

This made my day!!

Subject: Rabbi takes confession.


A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to
leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi
friend from across the street and asked him to cover for
him.

The rabbi told him he wouldn’t know what to say, but the
priest told him to come on over and he’d stay with him for
a little bit and show him what to do.

The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the
confessional.

A few minutes later, a woman comes in and says,
-“Father, forgive me for I have sinned.”

The priest asks,
-“What did you do?”

The woman says,
-“I committed adultery.”

Priest: “How many times?”
Woman: “Three times.”

Priest: “Say two Hail Marys, put $50 in the box and go
and sin no more.”

A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says
,
-“Father, forgive me for I have sinned.”

Priest: “What did you do?”

Man: “I committed adultery.”

Priest:”How many times?”

Man: “Three times.”

Priest: “Say two Hail Marys, put $50 in the box and go
and sin no more.”

The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he’s got it so
the priest leaves.

A few minutes later another woman enters and says,
-“Father, forgive me for I have sinned.”

Rabbi:”What did you do?”

Woman: “I committed adultery.”

Rabbi: “How many times?”

Woman: “Once.”

Rabbi: “Go do it two more times. We have a Special this
week, 3 for $50."

::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::