Guyanese junta stands up for Trini heroes

12/12/16
CNN staff writer

A fierce stand-off took place today between the Chairman of the West Indies Cricket board and renowned racist Ketchim Krisnapoor. Ketchim, who is of Guyanese origin, made waves last year when he posted a racist photograph involving a banana and West Indies cricketer Dwayne Bravo.

The photograph, deemed by many to be insulting to Trinidadians, has led to violent clashes between the nations of Trinidad and Guyana. These tensions were rekindled last night when Ketchim demanded the Chairman remove Trinidadian native Chin Tu Phat from the West Indies Cricket board. The Chairman refused, leading Ketchim to remove himself from the board in protest. Negotiations are still under way.

Chin is no stranger to controversy. In June of 2014 he became the first woman to successfully change his gender, nationality and skin colour. The world's first female-to-male, brown-to-yellow, Asian TrindoTranny, Chin has since become a spokesperson for highly confused people worldwide. “People come up to me every day,” he told reporters in 2014, “telling me they don't know who they are, or who I am, or what my identity, gender or nationality is. And I tell them, we're all in this together. We're all trying to find ourselves.”

But sceptics, especially within the Guyanese community, maintain that Chin's persona is a sham. “I don't care what he calls himself today,” Adolf Hitamyer, of the Guyanese Defence League, said yesterday. “Chin is a Trini to the bone. And all Trinis want the same thing: pure chaos! And no amount of medicine and science can change that! ”

But Ketchim insists that his stance is not racially or sexually motivated. “Listen, I don't have problems with Chinese people, or men, or women, or transvestites, or even Trinis,” Ketchim told reporters from his home in Canada, “what I have a problem with is verbal diarrhoea! That ladyboy don't shut up! 200 posts in 2 minutes? Who have time to read all that crap?”

This incident has not been the first time Chin has been accused of excessive communication. In 2011 he broke the world land-speed record for most bullsh*t spoken in 20 minutes. Previous record holders, all of whom are Trinidadian, with the exception of 2001 winner George Bush, have led some to suspect that Trinidadians are innately predisposed toward convoluted verbosity, and so perhaps unfairly gifted when it comes to the dissemination of laborious linguistics.

“Trinidadian privilege is real and demonstrable,” Vanessa Carter, of the Centre for the Advancement of Non-Trinidadians, told reporters. “When you're capable of spewing crap at 200 miles an hour, you have an unfair advantage over the rest of humanity. We need to take steps to rectify the verbal imbalances that exist in our world today.”

But Chin warns against such attempts to crack down on Trinidadian free speech: “If a Trini can't talk sh*t, what else we supposed to do? We ain't got nothing else. You think talking non-stop sh*t is easy? It takes balls to do what I do. And I don't mean walking into the women's bathroom wearing a miniskirt.”

The Chairman of the West Indies Cricket board, who is currently negotiating with both parties behind closed doors, insists that solutions will be found. In a carefully worded press release issued last night, he said: “The board respects both Chin and Ketchim and will work closely with all parties to reach a mutually satisfactory position.”

The Chairman's measured stance has surprised members of the Trinidadian community, who have long accused the Chairman and his board of being a breeding ground for Guyanese terrorists. Speaking at a Human Rights Conference in Sweden, Trinidadian Prime Minister Basdeo Panda praised the Chairman's balanced approach.

"The Board has long been a wretched hive of scum and villainy," Panda said at a recent press conference. "That this Guyanese junta should defend the jackassery of a proud Trinidadian from China, is a testament to our shared values of multiculturalism and tolerance."

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TD, you missed the exchange of cell phone calls between the Tranny and The Chairman

An inside source says there were many such calls and a promise was made to Nargis
whom named this The Pitch over 8 years ago THAT Chin Tu Phat was NOT to address
ketchim krisnapoor without a mediator present !!
                            http://cricketwindies.com/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=4224;type=avatarKrisnapoor called out the Chairman when that promise was breached

and also accused the Chairman of Lying about any such promise !

Chairman removed the "address" comment as a peace offering.

Krisnapoor old time village Seer was quick to surface to ask for Calm:
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I think Chin is some kind of virus or algorithm designed to spam forums. It was programmed by some Asian kid to either bring hits to websites, or redirect users to other websites.

Chin is highly sophisticated malware.

And it's slowly becoming sentient.

TrindoTranny back room strategist questioned why his alter ego was not identified !

CNN was accused of NOT giving the back room strategist ANY credit whatsoever :

claiming Immaturity on the part of the CNN reporter Trinidaddy!

a formal complaint is in the works for the "Chuck" not being reported.
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CNN reporter contacted the Chairman and relayed that Mail wanted recognitionMail will settle for a direct comparison to Che Guevera in this Junta
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I think Mail is even more devious and hence a better Saboteur .

I will ask my hacker to retrieve their PMs:

to see how they intended to pull of this Coup !

  The term Trinni Tranny was coined by Ramesh, a nemesis of  Chin .