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15 Mar 2016 19:14 - 15 Mar 2016 19:27 #296601 by TRINIDADDY

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WICB President, DAVE CAMERON, enters the West Indies dressing room.

CAMERON: Good news, team! I am proud to announce that the West Indies Cricket Board is finally taking steps to restructure and improve the state of West Indies cricket!

BISHOO: You mean you finally implementing the Patterson report?

CAMERON: No.

BISHOO: You mean you're finally resigning?

CAMERON: No.

BISHOO: You mean you finally bringing back Chanders?

CAMERON: No.

BISHOO: You mean-

CAMERON: Even better! We're renaming the West Indies Cricket Board....Cricket West Indies!

BISHOO: But boss, that don't change anything!

CAMERON: And that's why we're renaming the West Indies Cricket Team as well. You guys are now The Western Cricketers Indian Team.

SAMMY: Wait...what?

CAMERON: This a brave new world, boys! A blank slate upon which we shall write our new, shared history!

BISHOO: But boss-

CAMERON: One more thing. As part of our re-branding package, you will all also be required to legally change your names.

BISHOO: What the hell?

CAMERON: Samuels, you will now be known as Brian Lara. Gayle, you're new name is Sir Garfield Sobers. Sammy, you're new passport is in the mail; we're calling you Desmond Haynes. Holder, you're Vivian Richards. Bishoo, you'll be Shane Warne.  Darren, you'll be Serena Williams...

DARREN: Wait, why I gotta be a woman?

BISHOO: And why I gotta be a white man?!

CAMERON: People, people, stop complaining. Everybody's getting a new, better name, for a new, better future!

BISHOO: But what about Dwayne? What's his new name?

DWAYNE BRAVO suddenly strolls into the room, singing like a madman.

DWAYNE (singing): Everybody know Dwayne Bravo a Champion! Champion! Champi-

CAMERON: Yes, Bravo's been rebranded The Champion.

DWAYNE (singing): Bravo a Champion! Mandela a Champion!

BISHOO: Oh god...

DWAYNE (singing): Everyone a Champion, don't vex if yuh name not mention!

BISHOO: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

DWAYNE (singing): Sing with me now: Champion! Champion!

GAYLE/SAMUELS/SAMMY/DARREN (singing): Champion! Champion!

DWAYNE (singing): We The Western Cricketers Indian Team and we all Champions!

DWAYNE (singing): Champions! Champions!

BISHOO: WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?

DWAYNE (singing): Obama a Champion! Mother Teresa a Champion! Everybody a Champion by Name Association!

GAYLE/SAMUELS/SAMMY/DARREN (singing): Champions! Champions!

BISHOO: GOD DAMN TRINIS!

CAMERON/GAYLE/SAMUELS/SAMMY/DARREN (singing): Champions! Champions!

BISHOO: Wake me up when we reach the semis.

CAMERON/GAYLE/SAMUELS/SAMMY/DARREN (singing): Champions! Champions!

Devendra Bishoo sighs and walks away.
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