This has been trending for quite a few days now and i felt it is worth a share here.
Much has been spoken about the ugly spat between James Anderson and Ravindra Jadeja during the 1st Test match at Trent Bridge. Apparently, Jadeja’s bat had a secret mic, that recorded the entire conversation. Wondering
how the bat had a mic? Well, it belongs to Sir Ravindra Jadeja. Not just a mic, it may also have weapons for all we know.
Here’s what really happened:
Anderson: SIR.
Jadeja: Yes, cry baby.
Anderson: What did you have for breakfast?
Jadeja: Uthappa.
Anderson: What? Is he here too?
Jadeja: Damn! Anyway, why are you wasting
time? Go bowl.
Anderson: Why do they call you, sir?
Jadeja: Because of my supernatural powers.
Anderson: Why? What do you have that I
don’t have?
Jadeja: Mustache, to begin with.
Anderson: That even I can grow. I have talent,
you can’t grow talent.
Jadeja: But I can take a loan from Rohit
Sharma.
Anderson: Can't argue much there.
Jadeja: This Test match is boring. Want to play
Truth or Dare?
Anderson: Why not!
Jadeja: Ok, I’ll ask a question, if you answer
wrong, you have to choose whether you want
Truth or Dare.
Anderson: Ok, go ahead.
Jadeja: There is 1 ball left and 14 runs to win.
No no-ball or wide is bowled. How can the
team win?
Anderson: Umm. Some sort of Penalty or D/L
method?
Jadeja: Haha, idiot. No. A dot-ball.
Anderson: Err…
Jadeja: I didn't say which team wins in the
question, did I? See, you English are so dumb.
Anderson. Damn. Ok fine. I choose dare.
Jadeja: Retire from Test cricket.
Anderson: F**K YOU!
Jadeja: What?
Anderson: F**KKKKK YOUUUUU!
Jadeja: Not able to hear you.
Anderson: *pushes* F**K OFF!
Jadeja: Ok, enough evidence to get you
banned
Had a laugh..??
That's sir for you..