WI plans could irk Barmy Army

In Grenada you wont get bitten by malaria carrying mosquitos

And now dem BG men lying to de public:

Shame on dem big belly men running BG

Oh no, de barmy army seem to be planning for all 3 tests:

Oh wait, dem fellas must be post this on their website BEFORE any announcement on where the tests will be played. El Dorado rum not enough to entice anyone to go BG as some misguided folks seem to think.

OK sensible policy by de Barmy Army and when they consult de Foreign Office, well we all know what the FO will say

Is whey de mudland section in dat FO building:

Oh crap is what wrong wid de FO:
 

Oh crap even mapoui fellow Canadians are not impressed:

Oh shyte, you mean Guyana dey at de bottom of the standings below even a shyte team like Leewards.
Points Table    

Teams	Mat	Won	Lost	Tied	Draw	Aban	Pts
Trinidad & T	5	4	1	0	0	0	72
Barbados	5	3	1	0	1	0	65
Windward Is	6	3	2	0	1	0	65
Comb C&C	5	2	2	0	1	0	46
Jamaica	5	2	3	0	0	0	44
Leeward Is	5	2	3	0	0	0	40
Guyana	5	0	4	0	1	0	21

No wonder Shiv say fcuk you and head back to Derbyshire

AN extensive £3.7m redevelopment is to go ahead after Derbyshire County Cricket Club confirmed they have decided their best option is to stay at the 3aaa County Ground.
A line was drawn under the possibility of a move south of the city at last night’s annual general meeting at the Gateway Centre.
Instead, the Gateway will be part of a major facelift for the old racecourse ground, which first hosted county cricket in 1871.
The work would enable the club to bid to host matches in the 2019 World Cup.