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02 Oct 2012 13:50 #104341 by Kyla
A lady went to the store to buy a parrot and asks the sales person "What's so special about the parrot?"

Sales person: "this parrot can talk" So the lady asks the parrot " how do i look?" The parrot replies: you look like a prostitute?"

The lady gets pissed off and tells the sales person that its a very rude parrot and she cannot buy it.

The sales person tells her to please wait for 2 mins.  The salesperson takes the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the parrot into a bucket of water and when he pulls the parrot out he says "if you disrespect the lady out there I'll soak you in water again" and takes the parrot back outside.

The salesperson asked the lady to ask the parrot another question.
Lady:  if i come home with 1 man what would you think?"
Parrot:  he's your husband"

Lady:  2 men"
Parrot:  your husband and his brother"

Lady:  3 men"
Parrot:  your husband, his brother & your brother"

Lady :  4 men"
Parrot:  bring the f-ing bucket of water, I already told you she's a prostitute! [/t][/t]

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02 Oct 2012 13:52 #104346 by ketchim
hahahahaha .....I figured as much    ::lol:: ::lol::

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02 Oct 2012 16:04 #104374 by artemis
::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::

good one

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