Bite it rass back....

Two friends were in the woods when one of them had to answer the call of nature . A snake then bit him on his dick and he screamed out in pain . The venom caused it to be swollen immediately and his friend frantically tried and got the doctor on the cell phone
The doctor instructed him to suck out the venom from his friend penis
His friend then hollered out " what did the doctor say"?

He said" you are on your own"
Here is my question and it is directed at Ketchem and SCA . would either one of you be as heartless as the friend in the story if you were in the same situation?

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ketchim
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28 Aug 2012 09:21 #99026 by ketchim

Is 1 o'clock in the morning, bro !

and all you can think about is SCA sucking my snake ?

You not marrid with a wife waiting on a nice cool plush mattress.. ::redcard::

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Kwami
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28 Aug 2012 11:32 #99057 by Kwami

I work in the afternoon but answer the question , would you do it to save your friend life?

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28 Aug 2012 12:02 #99060 by Meseret

::rofl:: ::rofl::

Ketchim might be the snake that bit it in the first place ...

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28 Aug 2012 12:06 #99061 by Kwami

then in that case his friend will die , his venom is strong ::rofl::

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28 Aug 2012 13:54 #99088 by ketchim

Exactly !

Y 'all better check up on de Lil bhai, SCA :

him was having " bad feelings " yesterday ! :blank:

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