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05 Jun 2012 12:49 - 05 Jun 2012 13:13 #88785 by Meseret

JEWISH DIVORCE...



A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irv."
All he Wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece
When it used to be the size of a nickel."
Her mother says,
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
      You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari,
You get $2,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 vacations a year and
You want to throw all that away...
Over 45 cents?"

Now that's a Jewish mother!!!
Last edit: 05 Jun 2012 13:13 by Meseret.

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05 Jun 2012 12:51 #88786 by chairman
::rofl::
Always tell someone how you feel because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye but regret can last a lifetime.
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05 Jun 2012 12:54 #88787 by ketchim
Yepper ....that is a good Jewish mom ...

I recall my Jewish brother in Law Mom's reaction :

upon hearing her son marriding a Guyanese Indo fullah gyal .... ! ...hahaha  ::rofl::

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05 Jun 2012 13:05 #88789 by Nargis
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