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07 Dec 2010 12:36 #11171 by ketchim

~~ Black up dem eye , bruise up dem knee ~~

~ den they love yuh Eternally ~~

Sparrow.... ::lol::

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07 Dec 2010 13:05 #11205 by Ryan
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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07 Dec 2010 13:18 #11217 by ketchim
Depends IF she wakes up as a Guy  :blank:

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07 Dec 2010 14:30 #11237 by Kwami
Pharma companies prolong lives so that the patients will purchase more drugs , they sure as hell do not look for cures.

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09 Dec 2010 10:32 #11534 by Ryan
A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.


Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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09 Dec 2010 10:39 #11539 by Ryan
A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

Two men are sitting in a pub.

One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies:

'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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09 Dec 2010 11:09 #11545 by ketchim
You told dat one b4 .... :sad:

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15 Dec 2010 14:13 #12282 by Ryan
A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough."
He then goes home and hangs himself.

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21 Dec 2010 15:18 #13277 by Ryan

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21 Dec 2010 17:04 #13286 by Wickets

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