Baggage

A twin-engine passenger plane has an engine failure and the altitude
and speed are decreasing rapidly.
The pilot speaks over the intercom ... " I'm sorry it has come to this
ladies and gentlemen, but unfortunately we are going to have to
jettison the luggage in order for the aircraft to remain airborne ".
Baggage is thrown out but still the plane's speed continues to
decrease.  Once again the pilot gets on the intercom, "I hate to do
this folks but in order to save the majority we are going to have to
start off-loading some passengers. The only fair way is to do this
Alphabetically, so we'll start with the letter 'A'".
"Africans? Are there any Africans on board?" There was no answer so
the pilot calls, "Black people, are there any black people on board?"
Again silence.
"C - coloured people? Are there any coloured people on board?"
Still there is silence.
A little black boy sitting near the rear of the plane turned to his
mother and said, "Mum, ain't we African?  Ain't we black?  Ain't we
coloured?"
She replied, "Yes, son but for the moment we is Niggers. Let them do
the Muslims first. If that don't work we is Zulus"......

She replied, "Yes, son but for the moment we is ******s. Let them do
the Muslims first. If that don't work we is Zulus"......  ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::

ketch put fatwa pon kyla

naaaahhhh :

the nexx letter up was D :  :lipsrsealed:

Ketch mad to ranted!!  No offence was meant anyhow!! :tongue: