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13 Feb 2012 15:16 #75367 by Meseret
In the spirit of Valentinian thingees, I am copying here something I stole from elsewhere, it may be old to some of you, in fact I have a vague recollection of seeing something similar somewhere but I found it amusing nonetheless, especially that which was said by the last kid ...


Subject: How do you decide who to marry
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These are priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8
(isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is.......

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?


Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

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13 Feb 2012 17:03 #75375 by Kwami
5 Year Old Gets Behind the Wheel, Calls 911
my mom will be pissed at me!!

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14 Feb 2012 14:56 #75551 by ketchim
When females KNOW they are UNattractive :

Do they really wanna be told they are pretty ?

Serious answers only !

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14 Feb 2012 15:14 #75557 by VillageBelle

you ever hear about ...... beauty being in the eyes of the beholder?!!

so....everyone is beautiful to someone else......and it doesn't have to be a spouse or sweet heart.....it can also be the parents.

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14 Feb 2012 15:15 #75558 by ketchim
Fuget this beholder tingee...

we all know what Ugly look like ... ::lol::

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14 Feb 2012 15:18 #75559 by ketchim

For Both genders... :smiley:

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14 Feb 2012 15:21 #75561 by VillageBelle

but someone else might think that he's not ugly

and that's where the beholder thingee comes in

samjay!!

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14 Feb 2012 15:23 #75564 by ketchim
nope...

The fact that someone takes you does NOT negate de fact of UGLY...

some guys and girls are Gluttons for punishment :

BUT that cannot alter the Definition of Ugly.

Capiche ??

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14 Feb 2012 15:26 #75565 by ketchim
A Girl marries a Hideous looking dude :

does that suddenly make him a good looker ??

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14 Feb 2012 15:31 #75569 by VillageBelle
OMG Ketch

so he is hideous to who?
you?

but to the girl who loves him and marries him....he is not hideous!!

like some peeps might say that a certain baby is ugly
but to me personally ALL babies are beautiful

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