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Weddah Forecast..Uptick by Sunday

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01 Feb 2019 09:50 - 01 Feb 2019 09:59 #368836 by mapoui
Oh gord! Oh jeeezas chrise! I detach from mihself today. I loose loose!

deh bettah sen' Chinny Chin skunt fuh my rarse..to call de pohleeece fuh me before I run outside naked in de col'..like a big, black crazy impse :( :( :( :(

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: col'

I want some wartuh to drink bad bad!! mih organic supply run out an' I have to go to de supermarket.

one look out mih window an' my rarse quail. frigid out deh.

I have plenty wine in my house but I cyar drink dat. it go kill mih.

look allyuh wait. leh'mih try turning wine into wartuh here. dat shud wuk. hol' orn! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
Last edit: 01 Feb 2019 09:59 by mapoui.

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02 Feb 2019 15:51 #368909 by ketchim
Yeah bro, it's gonna be plus 5 tomorrow !

LA Clippers in town at 3 pm !

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04 Feb 2019 09:41 #368951 by mapoui

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07 Feb 2019 09:17 #369080 by mapoui
oh my! it was predicted to be 47 degrees today.

in dat case doh look outside the..because 47 it aint. Pheeeeeeeew!
the weddah man have to look for another wuk. this one aint working out
:( :( :( :( :(

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07 Feb 2019 09:30 #369081 by ketchim
It's getting up to about 43 late afternoon !

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08 Feb 2019 10:22 #369152 by mapoui
wat 43? if it did it was only fuh ah minute. still cold tuh rarse and freezing. walk and slide. so I decided to slide instead of trying to walk las' nite

we have to fiyah the weddah man. its not working fuh him. its even worse today

he said 60 today! take a look outside

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08 Feb 2019 13:53 #369162 by ketchim
It's all frozen pieces of ICE : everywhere !
I gotta buy more salt to to De_Ice the drive and walk ways....

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09 Feb 2019 09:05 - 09 Feb 2019 09:06 #369176 by mapoui
if allyuh line up fuh job interviews and somebody joomp the line to get unfair advantage tryin' to get in firs..its the weddahman

I see him get ah traffic ticket racin' to get there. he was ovah the limit and the police hol' him :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Last edit: 09 Feb 2019 09:06 by mapoui.

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09 Feb 2019 09:14 - 09 Feb 2019 09:18 #369177 by mapoui
the sun up but mih windows frozen this mornin' is the weddahman skunt.

I was prepared fuh spring yesterday. he say it wud be 62 degrees. I get mih galoshes ready so mih shoe wun get wet and muddy as the snow melt

I mean I had to dig all dong in mih closet to dig out deh galoshes put away in fall. dat man gih mih all kind of wuk preparing fuh ah early spring

and now wat!!! he telling mih about global warming :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

but I ent see cold and snow so much in ah long, long time. wat is this: ah cold before the storm..or sleet before the heat :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:

oh guuude! wat!!!?? deh fiyah him...the weddahman ???

good! di'ze ah good fiyah. line dem all up, especially wen deh talk about global warming. send dem to the Saraha and the Gobi if is heat deh want
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Last edit: 09 Feb 2019 09:18 by mapoui.

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11 Feb 2019 19:39 #369291 by mapoui
Oh Bwoy! the wintah is relentless. it will not let up. this feb.... arrived fast but did not leave wintah behind.
maaaan ! i fraid to look outside..to go outside.

by now every weddah man shud be huddled somewhere freezing deh balls off :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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11 Feb 2019 19:48 #369292 by mapoui
Oh jesus crise!!! allyuh see the predicshuns fuh dis t week!!! shivvvver shivvvver shivver

today is minus 3..next 2 days is minus 4 and 3..next 2 is minus 4..Saturday is minus 1 and Sunday is minus 2

I am going to play bear and hibernate. and I as a bear I will eat all people who I see predict weddah

but if deh wrong as usual this week shud be nice and toasty. they were right about Monday so far

brrrr/shiver/icicle

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