DON'T MESS WITH JAMAICANS

A Jamaican goes to Australia and goes to Woolworth's grocery store.　 He finds cat food at special prices.　 He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious.　 He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids.　 He asks the Jamaican to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food.

The Jamaican goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

Next week the Jamaican finds dog food at special prices.　 He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out.

Again, the Manager gets suspicious.　 He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog, and he will probably feed dog food to his kids.　 He asks the Jamaican to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.

The Jamaican goes home and returns with a dog.　 He gets to buy the dog food.

Next week the Jamaican comes to Woolworth with a bag.　 He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag.

The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels something slimy and immediately takes it out.　　 He shouts at the Jamaican, "What the * *** is this?　 IS THIS SHIT?　 You %^$* bastard!!!"

The Jamaican calmly replies, "Yes it is.　 I want to buy toilet paper, and I don't feel like going back home!"

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Hi Artemis!!

kylah.

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what u doing kyla?

Just fooling around today!!  And you?

same. just getting some school wuk done.

tom is wuk.