It's God's Penis, Not Yours!!

The wife plays dead? 


Well my penis (on loan from God) ain't living in no dead house!! ::LOL::

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The wife plays dead? 


Well my penis (on loan from God) ain't living in no dead house!! ::LOL::
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fear not, your penis can be like Jesus and rise again....says the preacher!  8)

[quote author=Goog Lee link=topic=92585.msg587092#msg587092 date=1410367859]
fear not, your penis can be like Jesus and rise again....says the preacher!  8)
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Hey hey hey.  Wait a minute there Googs.  Unlike Jebus, my penis isn't dead bro.  No need for it to "rise again".  It's still very much alive and firing. ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::


An of course, I need to find suitable accommodation for it. ::LOL:: ::LOL::

Rent a room ....it cheap , easy and effective !

[quote author=ketchim link=topic=92585.msg587127#msg587127 date=1410369944]
Rent a room ....it cheap , easy and effective !
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Why settle for a room when one can find suitable accommodation in a luxury home free of disease and excess baggage? 8) ::LOL::

[quote author=Snoopster link=topic=92585.msg587107#msg587107 date=1410368888]
Hey hey hey.  Wait a minute there Googs.  Unlike Jebus, my penis isn't dead bro.  No need for it to "rise again".  It's still very much alive and firing. ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::


An of course, I need to find suitable accommodation for it. ::LOL:: ::LOL::
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Jesus will come again 

[quote author=ketchim link=topic=92585.msg587079#msg587079 date=1410366408]
Last night the home : I man was at was proclaiming " Oh Gawd, Oh god "  :-[
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so why you get vex when the Jehovah peeps say Jesus is coming?

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But their penises need a home. ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::
[/quote] Every man's penis does have a home.

His own body that it's attached to.  

some penis are detachable and called a Dildo.

some "homes" is the electric charger hidden in dem gyal chest of drawers !