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It's God's Penis, Not Yours!! - Snoopster - 09-09-2014
::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::
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Re: It's God's Penis, Not Yours!! - Snoopster - 09-09-2014
In related news..... ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::
[size=1.35em]Evangelical megachurch begins closing branches after pastor calls women “penis homesâ€
[/size]http://www.salon.com/2014/09/08/evangelical_megachurch_begins_closing_branches_after_pastor_calls_women_penis_homes/
Re: It's God's Penis, Not Yours!! - mapoui - 09-09-2014
wow! now di'ze a good idea!
all I have to do is become god and distribute my wood to all men...er! I mean..heterosexual men. dat way I can bruise all women on the planet.
pheeew
now how do I become god ::confused::
let me see.........
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Re: It's God's Penis, Not Yours!! - pattycake - 09-09-2014
The Gods don't have any genitals.
Sex is strictly a terrestrial technicality. The Gods don't need sex.
Re: It's God's Penis, Not Yours!! - Snoopster - 09-09-2014
[quote author=pattycake link=topic=92585.msg586971#msg586971 date=1410302765]
The Gods don't have any genitals.
Sex is strictly a terrestrial technicality. The Gods don't need sex.
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But their penises need a home. ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::
Re: It's God's Penis, Not Yours!! - wulfman - 09-10-2014
There are many more worse things to call a woman than a penis home...
Re: It's God's Penis, Not Yours!! - Kwami - 09-10-2014
[quote author=Snoopster link=topic=92585.msg586973#msg586973 date=1410303099]
But their penises need a home. ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::
[/quote] I agree . Homelessness should be eradicated
Re: It's God's Penis, Not Yours!! - Snoopster - 09-10-2014
[quote author=Kwami link=topic=92585.msg587013#msg587013 date=1410342159]
I agree . Homelessness should be eradicated
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Very true. Every gun needs a soft warm pouch. ::LOL::
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Re: It's God's Penis, Not Yours!! - Googley - 09-10-2014
[quote author=Snoopster link=topic=92585.msg587067#msg587067 date=1410364662]
Very true. Every gun needs a soft warm pouch. ::LOL::
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how often should the pouch be changed?
Re: It's God's Penis, Not Yours!! - Snoopster - 09-10-2014
As often as the gun is used and/or can still fire Googs. ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::