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Trinidaddy's brain whilst watching cricket on April the 3rd |
04 Apr 2016 05:48 - 04 Apr 2016 05:59 #299919
by TRINIDADDY
Yawn.
Food.
God damn Guyanaese.
Oh yeah, WI women are playing Australia today.
Wow, these WI openers are pretty amazing.
lol, WI women win. 2 World Cups in 1 year. Cool.
Nice of Sammy to celebrate with the women.
What time is the men's final?
I hope Gayle does well today.
God damn Guyanese.
I gotta get this rash checked.
Wow, Sammy won the toss AGAIN? TEN COIN TOSS WINS IN A ROW? What the hell Sammy? You seriously are the world's first dedicated tosser.
England batting first. We got this.
BADREE strikes. Holy crap Badree. Why aren't you on the test or ODI team? Why don't we ever play more dedicated spinners? Imagine you, Narine, Permaul and Bishoo operating in tandem? You guys would bamboozle everyone. Who is selecting these teams? I bet it's those damn Guya- oh crap, Andre Russell strikes. Ahahahah. WI winning this.
Uh oh, Joe Root.
You can't get Root out. Just accept that he'll make 80 runs and try to keep the extas down.
BADREE!!! What a bowler! Trinidad 4eva. Take a walk ginger boy.
I hate Joe Root. I hate Joe Root more than I hate Guyana.
Let Gayle bowl. Batsmen like Gayle can knock over guys like Root.
Andre bowling well. Usually much more expensive.
Let Gayle bowl. Holy crap man.
What the hell is this crappy bowling? Buttler killing us.
Let Gayle bowl, you idiot.
HAHAHAHA, Root uprooted. 3 WC titles in a year. USA! USA! USA! USA!
HAHAHAHA, wickets galore. England ain't making 120.
Come on, knock over Willey.
Who the hell is Willey?
Stop bowling this crap. Willey killing us.
Don't let them make 140.
Oh my God.
What a catch, old man Badree!
Uh oh.
140 is a decent total on this kind of wicket.
150.
What is this crap?
155!
Only 5 extras WI? I guess that's pretty excellent.
England make 155. England can defend this. This can go either way. We just need Gayle and Charles to get good starts. But this can go either way. I gotta take a leak.
Food.
Man, I hate Guyana.
Time to watch WI bat.
Nice bowling.
Wow Root bowling.
Do not attack Root, Charles. Great batsmen know how to pick up fluke wickets.
Charles out. What a dunce.
WTF Gayle? Gayle is a piece of crap. Always turning up in meaningless games and then going AWOL in finals. And why are WI so rigid with their batting orders? Move Gayle around. He was obviously gonna fail and fall like this.
I can't believe I'm wasting my time watching this.
WI always disappoint me.
Simmons can rebuild this.
DUCK? OH MY GOD SIMMONS. You making Trinidad look like a bunch of idiots.
Shut your damn mouth Ketchim.
I hate Guyana. I hate everythng about Guyana. I hate that stupid Ketchim too.
Can Samuels pull off a miracle? Not a chance.
Sometimes I think about Ketchim while I shower.
Samuels and Bravo rebuilding. England have this though. Run rate getting out of hand. England in control.
Bravo is crap. IPL has made him think he is a big boundary hitter. He's not. He's better at running and working the ball around. The coaches should tell him this. Because of his wrong approach, too much pressure is falling upon Samuels and we are falling way behind the run rate.
Bravo stop being a douchebag. Pick up the pace.
Samuels I feel sorry for you. You are endearing and possibly also have Downs Syndrome.
Samuels trying to pull off a repeat of his 2012 World Cup victory innings. Can he do it?
Run rate's too high. You can't do it Samuels.
I wish everyone would leave the room so I could itch my crotch.
Bravo's gone. Good. Andre can pick up the pace.
OH GOD, RUSSELL'S GONE. We lose. Game done. I hate everyone. WI messed up a totally easy win. I hate WI cricket. WI cricket is psychological abuse.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
Samuels is launching a brave counter attack. But he can't do it. Run rate's too high. We needed Andre.
SAMMY GOES. What the hell is the point of you Sammy? You don't bat, you don't bowl, you're just tossing coins all day and clapping in a corner. Go to hell Sammy. Damn Guyanese. F**k you Sammy.
lol, they don't want to send in Ramdin. HAHAHA. Ramdin's so tiny.
Carlos walks out to bat. Man this guy is huge.
lol, Ramdin's crapping his pants in the dugout. Relax Ramdin, Carlos got this.
Samuels and Carlos can do this.
Excellent bowling, man. When did England bowlers get so accurate?
We got this.
England got this.
We got this.
England got this.
England got this.
Nice Carlos, now hit another four.
Oh God man. We going to lose.
We should have been taking more doubles and singles earlier. This wicket is hard to hit boundaries on, especially against such good, containing bowling.
We gonna lose.
Samuels wants to retain strike for the last over. He wants to be the hero. He thinks he can do it. He has no faith in Carlos. He's wrong. Please Trini God, let Carlos face the last over. He's much better at clearing the ropes.
Dot ball. Carlos on strike.
19 runs in the last over? Impossible. WI gonna lose. Still, it's Stokes to bowl. Stokes bowls the kind of balls WI cowlashers love. I hate Guyana. If WI lose, this is Guyana's faul-
SIX. HAHAHA. Carlos you beast.
We got a chance now. Hit a four, Carlos.
SIX. HAHAHA. This is rediculous. The Gods are on WI's side today. Come on hit a four.
SIX. HAHAHA. Match tied. I'm sorry God. If you let us win, I swear I will never hate another Guyanese man, woman or child ever aga-
SIX. HAHAHAHA. I take that back, God. Kiss my ass Guyana. Champions!
Wow, 3 world cup wins in 1 year.
Why's everyone suddenly getting naked.
Put your damn shirt back on Gayle.
Ramdin finally smiling.
WI winning spared me having to watch a topless Ben Stokes.
The WICB will use these wins to justify their further entrenchment.
Wow, Sammy's dissing the WICB hard in his speech. This is a great speech. Sammy just went from total clown to total frickin' legend. Darren Nelson Mandela Sammy. Unifyer of Men. Messiah. Champion.
Is Sammy now officially the best WI captain after LLoyd? There's something about him. Something....intangible.
Still not sure if Darren Bravo's Champion song is annoying or prophetic. Self-fulfilling prophecy? Manifest Destiny? Did this damn song subconsciously orchestrate a pair of World Cup wins? It's like this song, this weird-ass song about pride and victory and belief, inspired some kind of weird, emulative victory narrative. Is Darren Bravo behind this whole WI resurrgence? Is Bravo, in fact, the man behind the curtain?
Nah, might just be all those foreign T20 leagues.
Marlon Samuels speech time. This will be awkward.
lol. Marlon Samuels just dissed Warne hard.
Two awesomely weird speeches. What a weird day.
Kohli gets man of the series. He's now averaged over 100 in 2 T20 WorldCups. Amazing.
T20 is all about the bowling. Imagine 4 Badrees or 4 Narines on your team. They'd keep totals down.
Food.
I wonder what Ketchim is wearing.
Sammy went up in my estimation. Samuels, in his own strange way, also etched his way into the history books. Samuels was under incredible incredible pressure. Huge pressure. That was a huge, high pressure knock. And he's done it twice.
Only Badree and Sammy were consistent throughout this tournament. Badree with the ball, Sammy with the coin. This lack of consistency gets exposed in other cricket formats.
What happens if Mark Nicholas accuses our TEST TEAM of being brainless and incapable of lasting a full five days? Can we write an inspirational dancehall song about that?
Today is a good day.
Yawn.
Food.
God damn Guyanaese.
Oh yeah, WI women are playing Australia today.
Wow, these WI openers are pretty amazing.
lol, WI women win. 2 World Cups in 1 year. Cool.
Nice of Sammy to celebrate with the women.
What time is the men's final?
I hope Gayle does well today.
God damn Guyanese.
I gotta get this rash checked.
Wow, Sammy won the toss AGAIN? TEN COIN TOSS WINS IN A ROW? What the hell Sammy? You seriously are the world's first dedicated tosser.
England batting first. We got this.
BADREE strikes. Holy crap Badree. Why aren't you on the test or ODI team? Why don't we ever play more dedicated spinners? Imagine you, Narine, Permaul and Bishoo operating in tandem? You guys would bamboozle everyone. Who is selecting these teams? I bet it's those damn Guya- oh crap, Andre Russell strikes. Ahahahah. WI winning this.
Uh oh, Joe Root.
You can't get Root out. Just accept that he'll make 80 runs and try to keep the extas down.
BADREE!!! What a bowler! Trinidad 4eva. Take a walk ginger boy.
I hate Joe Root. I hate Joe Root more than I hate Guyana.
Let Gayle bowl. Batsmen like Gayle can knock over guys like Root.
Andre bowling well. Usually much more expensive.
Let Gayle bowl. Holy crap man.
What the hell is this crappy bowling? Buttler killing us.
Let Gayle bowl, you idiot.
HAHAHAHA, Root uprooted. 3 WC titles in a year. USA! USA! USA! USA!
HAHAHAHA, wickets galore. England ain't making 120.
Come on, knock over Willey.
Who the hell is Willey?
Stop bowling this crap. Willey killing us.
Don't let them make 140.
Oh my God.
What a catch, old man Badree!
Uh oh.
140 is a decent total on this kind of wicket.
150.
What is this crap?
155!
Only 5 extras WI? I guess that's pretty excellent.
England make 155. England can defend this. This can go either way. We just need Gayle and Charles to get good starts. But this can go either way. I gotta take a leak.
Food.
Man, I hate Guyana.
Time to watch WI bat.
Nice bowling.
Wow Root bowling.
Do not attack Root, Charles. Great batsmen know how to pick up fluke wickets.
Charles out. What a dunce.
WTF Gayle? Gayle is a piece of crap. Always turning up in meaningless games and then going AWOL in finals. And why are WI so rigid with their batting orders? Move Gayle around. He was obviously gonna fail and fall like this.
I can't believe I'm wasting my time watching this.
WI always disappoint me.
Simmons can rebuild this.
DUCK? OH MY GOD SIMMONS. You making Trinidad look like a bunch of idiots.
Shut your damn mouth Ketchim.
I hate Guyana. I hate everythng about Guyana. I hate that stupid Ketchim too.
Can Samuels pull off a miracle? Not a chance.
Sometimes I think about Ketchim while I shower.
Samuels and Bravo rebuilding. England have this though. Run rate getting out of hand. England in control.
Bravo is crap. IPL has made him think he is a big boundary hitter. He's not. He's better at running and working the ball around. The coaches should tell him this. Because of his wrong approach, too much pressure is falling upon Samuels and we are falling way behind the run rate.
Bravo stop being a douchebag. Pick up the pace.
Samuels I feel sorry for you. You are endearing and possibly also have Downs Syndrome.
Samuels trying to pull off a repeat of his 2012 World Cup victory innings. Can he do it?
Run rate's too high. You can't do it Samuels.
I wish everyone would leave the room so I could itch my crotch.
Bravo's gone. Good. Andre can pick up the pace.
OH GOD, RUSSELL'S GONE. We lose. Game done. I hate everyone. WI messed up a totally easy win. I hate WI cricket. WI cricket is psychological abuse.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
Samuels is launching a brave counter attack. But he can't do it. Run rate's too high. We needed Andre.
SAMMY GOES. What the hell is the point of you Sammy? You don't bat, you don't bowl, you're just tossing coins all day and clapping in a corner. Go to hell Sammy. Damn Guyanese. F**k you Sammy.
lol, they don't want to send in Ramdin. HAHAHA. Ramdin's so tiny.
Carlos walks out to bat. Man this guy is huge.
lol, Ramdin's crapping his pants in the dugout. Relax Ramdin, Carlos got this.
Samuels and Carlos can do this.
Excellent bowling, man. When did England bowlers get so accurate?
We got this.
England got this.
We got this.
England got this.
England got this.
Nice Carlos, now hit another four.
Oh God man. We going to lose.
We should have been taking more doubles and singles earlier. This wicket is hard to hit boundaries on, especially against such good, containing bowling.
We gonna lose.
Samuels wants to retain strike for the last over. He wants to be the hero. He thinks he can do it. He has no faith in Carlos. He's wrong. Please Trini God, let Carlos face the last over. He's much better at clearing the ropes.
Dot ball. Carlos on strike.
19 runs in the last over? Impossible. WI gonna lose. Still, it's Stokes to bowl. Stokes bowls the kind of balls WI cowlashers love. I hate Guyana. If WI lose, this is Guyana's faul-
SIX. HAHAHA. Carlos you beast.
We got a chance now. Hit a four, Carlos.
SIX. HAHAHA. This is rediculous. The Gods are on WI's side today. Come on hit a four.
SIX. HAHAHA. Match tied. I'm sorry God. If you let us win, I swear I will never hate another Guyanese man, woman or child ever aga-
SIX. HAHAHAHA. I take that back, God. Kiss my ass Guyana. Champions!
Wow, 3 world cup wins in 1 year.
Why's everyone suddenly getting naked.
Put your damn shirt back on Gayle.
Ramdin finally smiling.
WI winning spared me having to watch a topless Ben Stokes.
The WICB will use these wins to justify their further entrenchment.
Wow, Sammy's dissing the WICB hard in his speech. This is a great speech. Sammy just went from total clown to total frickin' legend. Darren Nelson Mandela Sammy. Unifyer of Men. Messiah. Champion.
Is Sammy now officially the best WI captain after LLoyd? There's something about him. Something....intangible.
Still not sure if Darren Bravo's Champion song is annoying or prophetic. Self-fulfilling prophecy? Manifest Destiny? Did this damn song subconsciously orchestrate a pair of World Cup wins? It's like this song, this weird-ass song about pride and victory and belief, inspired some kind of weird, emulative victory narrative. Is Darren Bravo behind this whole WI resurrgence? Is Bravo, in fact, the man behind the curtain?
Nah, might just be all those foreign T20 leagues.
Marlon Samuels speech time. This will be awkward.
lol. Marlon Samuels just dissed Warne hard.
Two awesomely weird speeches. What a weird day.
Kohli gets man of the series. He's now averaged over 100 in 2 T20 WorldCups. Amazing.
T20 is all about the bowling. Imagine 4 Badrees or 4 Narines on your team. They'd keep totals down.
Food.
I wonder what Ketchim is wearing.
Sammy went up in my estimation. Samuels, in his own strange way, also etched his way into the history books. Samuels was under incredible incredible pressure. Huge pressure. That was a huge, high pressure knock. And he's done it twice.
Only Badree and Sammy were consistent throughout this tournament. Badree with the ball, Sammy with the coin. This lack of consistency gets exposed in other cricket formats.
What happens if Mark Nicholas accuses our TEST TEAM of being brainless and incapable of lasting a full five days? Can we write an inspirational dancehall song about that?
Today is a good day.
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05 Apr 2016 11:56 #300055
by ketchim
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