SHIV Has A Chance At Another WORLD RECORD

If Shiv is NOT OUT in his next test inning he will have a new world record.

* It is very painful for the Shiv HATERS to read these posts celebrating Shiv's achievements, but f*** them---let them forever be mentally tortured by the great man.


* Anyway, what world record you ask ?

* Well, no batsman in test history has ever put together 4 consecutive NOT OUTS.

* 5 batsmen have had 3 consecutive NOt OUTS---Tendulkar, Kallis, Waugh, Dravid and Chanderpaul.

* Actually, 4 times in Shiv's illustrious career he has put together 3 consecutive not out innings.

* Anyway Shiv's last 3 scores have been 85*, 84* and 101*

* A NOT OUT in his next innings will be a world record 4 NOT OUTS . 

53.78 Tendulkar
53.10 Chanderpaul

* And don't forget---a 150 NOT OUT raises Shiv's test average above Sachin Tendulkar's

Rev

QUESTION:

* How many of you knew that in the history of test cricket the most consecutive NOT OUTS scored by a batsman was 3 and 5 batsmen share that record ?

* How many of you knew Shiv will have a shot at holding the record all by himself if he scores his 4th consecutive NOT OUT in his next test innings ?

* THE JOY OF NUMBERS. ;D

* The wankers and whiners will come here and complain that these obscure stats are meaningless.

* LET THEM COMPLAIN. 

Rev

Dubious record at best .
If you are going to run out your partners and not sheppard the tail  ,obviously you will end up being not out

* POPPYCOCK!

* Not a single WI batsman has been run out in the last 2 tests in which Shiv has scored 85*, 84* and 101*

* Regarding the tail, the WI were 269/7 in the first innings of the St Lucia test---the tail rallied and added 111 runs----Taylor scored 40 and Benn25----Shiv was 84*

* MAY SHIV'S SUCCESS  CONTINUE TO TORMENT YOU RAMESH BAI.

Rev

Well good for Shiv and I hope he breaks the record and manage to surpass  Tendulkhar's test average. I don't know why all the hate for Chanderpaul all of a sudden. When he was saving the West Indies from total embarrassment he was being hailed as the ever reliable but all of a sudden he bats too slow. Continue to make the haters mad Shiv!

I didn't  .......... BUT are some of these records really significant in the overall picture of a batsman's career ?? ... Just asking ... :-\

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* Good question!

* Listen! If you are a 1 percenter, in other words if you are among the 1% of people who are mathematically and numerically inclined, you'd be intrigued by these obscure stats .

* On the other hand, if you are a 99 percenter---ordinary Joe or Joanne ;D----the stats will bore you to tears.

Rev

Shiv is also on the verge of another record ,,,  batting  for the longest  time without taking a piss

Ramesh, did he surpass Lara on the piss record when that 400 was scored?

He actually did .Lara took 2 piss breaks