SHIV CHANDERPAUL'S STATISTICAL GOALS RELEASED

* Amy is history.

* Shiv has a new wife.

* She should teach him how to dress appropriately.

* You don't wear a yellow shirt at a funeral----even if you are representing the Amazon warriors.

Rev

who is the new wife?

* Looks like you're out of touch.

* Shiv has a new wife and a new daughter---his first daughter.

* Why you think Shiv has zero plans to retire ?

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRVZfh3uS-CUfYxEuW5_PFzHXxeZUuaNSGJ96mrNLYUnRW_XxiQdQ

* Pampers expensive. ;D

Rev

SHIV HAS SOME IMPROVEMENTS TO MAKE

Check these averages:

55.52---Shiv's First Class average

51.93---Shiv's Test Average

www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/51469.html


* As you can see, there is a 3.59 point gap between Shiv's first class and his test average.

* That means Shiv cannot retire until he raises his test average to be more in line with his first class average.


QUESTION:

* Don't you folks find Shiv's numbers to be interesting ?

* Or is only the Rev who is fascinated by NUMBERS ? ;D

Rev

Rev, the Googs is always fascinated by numbers & figures!!! 

NUMBERS + SUSHI = HAPPINESS ;D

* A man needs nothing else in life.

Rev

Contrast Shiv's record as opening batsman with that of the "great" Chris Gayle, WI premier opening batman:    Avg 39.45

howstat.com/cricket/Statistics/Players/P...DI.asp?PlayerID=2217

OK! Let's Have Some Fun With Shiv's NUMBERS

* Suppose Shiv's next 2 years were to be just as productive as his last 2 years---what would his average be ?

* Right now Shiv has scored 11,219 runs in 153 tests at a 51.93 average with 29 100s and 62 50s

* The last 2 years Shiv has scored 1510 runs in 16 tests at a 79.47 average with 5 100s and 6 50s

* So if Shiv's next 2 years are as productive as his last 2

* Shiv would have played in 169 tests----he'll score 12,729 runs at a 54.16 average with 34 100s and 68 50s

* Those are amazing stats---what do you folks say ? Ramesh will have a heart attack if he reads that. ;D

Rev

Ramesh will fart when he reads what you wrote, Rev. 

Then he will shit in his pants when it actually happens!!

::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

Great stuff with numbers !

The number 40 however , may be his demise with the WICB :

Chronolgical age  is the Haters only number  :-[