President Obama, The Crusades and ketchim -

As the pious parties of God here will tell you Maps, there is indeed a celestial dictator, a.k.a god, and that religions are never ever going away.

They will tell you that they are indeed owned by this heavenly Saddam Hussein, he is their master and they his servants, that they want to be watched over day and night by him, that they must love and fear him at the same time (in other words - sadomasochism), that he knows our thoughts and can convict us of thought crimes, and that we must continually sing his praise and do his bidding without question in this life or else receive eternal punishment at his hands and behest even after we die.  We cannot escape this round the clock supervision and invigilation from this celestial Kim Jung Un even after we die!

This is the very definition of Fascism.

says the man who normally exclaims "oh guude boi"

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bro , you dont even know the definition of Fascism.

God made donkeys or mules into labor lawyers ?  ::LOL::

the 'nanny state!'  the one Obama making fuh dem
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As a young Bill and the old Bull gazed down from a hill , they could see a herd of cows in the meadow.' 
Young bull to old bull " Lets go down to the meadow and fkuc one  of the cows"
"No" said the old bull "let's go down to the meadow and fkuc em  all".   

IS HEAVEN BLUE? OR PINK... AN AMALGAM OR RIOT OF COLOURS ::confused::

HEAVEN WAS AND STILL IS THE FUSS AND STILL PERFECT FULL SURVEILLANCE CITY, STATE, NATION, OR SPACE ::confused::... EVER CREATED.
AND GOD IS THE FUSS TOTALITARIAN.  AHAB, HITLER AND STALIN HAVE NUTTEN ON HIM

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hey googs! oh guuuude is good  : : : : 

there is nothing wrong with 'oh guuude,' a corruption of 'oh god!'for emphasis in exclamatory wonder at the impsy behavior of some people and in observance of some of the comments on this board

when it come so you have to gih dem an 'oh guude 'for the sheer silliness of believing in god while advocating, nay proselytizing the crap with the intent of propagation and extension of the sh!t

as I said I doh mind if people pull out some speculative impression of god that is consistent with proven truth, that exists around the edge of the known and is consistent with logic out of the known...not the doctrinal Nancy story Disneyland and lunatic cornucopia of crap that passes for religion..religious doctrine.

you ever sat down read and considered simply the utter mind rotting idiocy of religious doctrine ::confused:: ::confused::
and to get people to think so despite going to school and learning some things that should shatter those conceptions like glass into minute shards... dat a man can grine' to powder and put a little flour paste and a lump of dry dogsh!t, mix thoroughly to make a 'mange' and apply to the thread of your kite, dry and fly next to your competition, and cut all their threads with the dogsh!t glass mange on your thread....i-yo their kites.

nuff fight dat cause..lots of fun too..and endless argument as to who make the best and most sharp dogsh!t mange with glass shards, ground to powder and well mixed........
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