has accused his wife of attempted murder after putting poison in her vagina and asking him to perform oral sex.
The plot was allegedly foiled when the man noticed a strange smell (not the good kind) emanating from his lady's sex organ.
The man has been identified only as a 43-year-old from São José do Rio Preto, Brazil.
According to La Razon, the man, concerned with the pungency between his wife's legs, took the woman to the hospital where toxic-vagina professionals determined there was enough poison up in that thing to kill a small horse.
The wife then confessed to her crime.
So remember: the next time your girlfriend says she's getting a Brazilian, pick up a baseball bat, secure the perimetre, and call the police.
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The plot was allegedly foiled when the man noticed a strange smell (not the good kind) emanating from his lady's sex organ.
The man has been identified only as a 43-year-old from São José do Rio Preto, Brazil.
According to La Razon, the man, concerned with the pungency between his wife's legs, took the woman to the hospital where toxic-vagina professionals determined there was enough poison up in that thing to kill a small horse.
The wife then confessed to her crime.
So remember: the next time your girlfriend says she's getting a Brazilian, pick up a baseball bat, secure the perimetre, and call the police.
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