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Well I'LL be damned - Kwami - 01-29-2013
has accused his wife of attempted murder after putting poison in her vagina and asking him to perform oral sex.
The plot was allegedly foiled when the man noticed a strange smell (not the good kind) emanating from his lady's sex organ.
The man has been identified only as a 43-year-old from São José do Rio Preto, Brazil.
According to La Razon, the man, concerned with the pungency between his wife's legs, took the woman to the hospital where toxic-vagina professionals determined there was enough poison up in that thing to kill a small horse.
The wife then confessed to her crime.
So remember: the next time your girlfriend says she's getting a Brazilian, pick up a baseball bat, secure the perimetre, and call the police.
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Re: Well I'LL be damned - chairman - 01-29-2013
ouch ;D
Re: Well I'LL be damned - Captain - 01-29-2013
What his nose doing between her legs
Re: Well I'LL be damned - Kwami - 01-29-2013
Get down on it , but he aint ever getting up again
Re: Well I'LL be damned - Meseret - 01-30-2013
so how come she ent dead?
Re: Well I'LL be damned - villagebelle - 01-30-2013
the depth
that women will go to get rid of their unwanted men :o
Re: Well I'LL be damned - Captain - 01-30-2013
depth
waaahhhaaaaaaaaaaa
Re: Well I'LL be damned - ketchim - 01-30-2013
What does Brazilian wax has to do with anything ? ::confused::
Re: Well I'LL be damned - villagebelle - 01-30-2013
true.....do all Brazilian women get the brazilian wax :-\ ???
Re: Well I'LL be damned - Kwami - 01-31-2013
They were right PUM PUM AH GO KILLYOU