Balgobin Jokes

please add some more

Friend asked Balgobin why his one of his shoelaces was loose.  Balgobin showed the bottom of his shoe which said Taiwan (tie one) ...

lollllllllll

The same friend asked Balgobin to spell biscuit.  Balgobin asked "salt or sweet?"

[quote author=The Chairman link=topic=76379.msg470888#msg470888 date=1357364132]
TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?

BALGOBIN: You told me to do it without using tables!
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[quote author=Meseret link=topic=76379.msg478938#msg478938 date=1360177377]
The same friend asked Balgobin to spell biscuit.  Balgobin asked "salt or sweet?"
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this balgobin is great

Balgo was sitting next to a Blonde and he couldnt help noticing that she was reading a magazine on male sexulity  when she turnwed to Balgo and said" do you know that Polish Americans  has the longest penis and native Americans has the  widest girth , by the way my name is Shirley what's yours"?
"Crerokee kawalski"

;D ;D ;D ;D

[quote author=Kwami link=topic=76379.msg479295#msg479295 date=1360260068]
Balgo was sitting next to a Blonde and he couldnt help noticing that she was reading a magazine on male sexulity  when she turnwed to Balgo and said" do you know that Polish Americans  has the longest penis and native Americans has the  widest girth , by the way my name is Shirley what's yours"?
"Crerokee kawalski"
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The teacher wanted his students to get a proper understanding of what a coincidence and asked them whether they could share any coincidences they had come across.

The class was quiet, searching their memories. Then Balgobin started to speak, slowly and obviously thinking hard. "Teacher," he said, "Me know one coincidence, and me does always wonder about it - how it happen so. Me father married one day. And dat same day, me believe de same hour, me mother married too. Dat is a coincidence."