Having To Pee is Like Driving Drunk

niagreuno · 04-24-2012, 12:05 PM · 1 person reading this discussion

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Study says having to pee at the wheel is like driving drunk 3 hrs agoWe've all been there, trapped on the freeway when the urge to pee becomes so bad that any risk to get off the road seems worth taking. Indeed, having to urinate really bad while driving is equivalent in terms of impairment to about a 0.05 blood alcohol level, according to the invaluable research done by Dr. Peter Snyder, a VP of research at Rhode Island Hospital. "With urination, it's a very active process, as you know. It takes lots of concentration," Snyder tells Jalopnik. "If you're on the highway at 70 mph, and you really have to go, you really are impaired. You can't let it get to that point." So don't let friends drive with full bladders. http://now.msn.com/living/0423-peeing-while-driving.aspx

#2
I will design patent a Hose to fit Female and male :

Drains on to the Freeway.

no charge !

#3
[quote author=ketchim link=topic=65680.msg412455#msg412455 date=1335288198]
I will design patent a Hose to fit Female and male :

Drains on to the Freeway.

no charge !
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I'll design the gas mask drivers will need to prevent passing out from the odor on these roads! I'll charge a small fee for each mask!  :tongue: :grin:

#4
My pee doan smell  :tongue:

#5
[quote author=ketchim link=topic=65680.msg412460#msg412460 date=1335289159]
My pee doan smell  :tongue:
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::rofl::  I'll take your word for it! You will not be the only one using your "pee easy" device(I want financial compensation for coming up with that catchy name!). :kiss: 

#6
PeeEZ ....hhhmmmm

OR EZ _pee...

Lemme think about it :

Maybe I'll include a catch basin and Save the Freeway !  ::lol::

#7
[quote author=ketchim link=topic=65680.msg412468#msg412468 date=1335289582]
PeeEZ ....hhhmmmm

OR EZ _pee...

Lemme think about it :

Maybe I'll include a catch basin and Save the Freeway !  ::lol::
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In the event of the catch basin I will invent a heavy duty car fragrance to combat the stench!

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