No bare-bottom farting,” Swan advised about posterior pandemic panic, in a measured, mildly amused tone.
“Luckily, we wear a mask, which covers our farts all the time,”
Swan said, referring to the protective aspects of pants, shorts, dresses, underwear and other garments.
“I think that what we should do in terms of social distancing and being safe is that …
you don’t fart close to other people, and that you don’t fart with your bottom bare.”
President Trump on Saturday canceled his near-nightly coronavirus press briefing, instead issuing an evening tweet calling the appearances “not worth the time & effort!”
“What is the purpose of having White House News Conferences when the Lamestream Media asks nothing but hostile questions & then refuses to report the truth or facts accurately,” he groused.
The tweet came at about the time he usually holds his briefings.
Trump has caught two days of flak after musing aloud at Thursday’s briefing about curing COVID-19 patients by injecting them with household disinfectants, later claiming he was being “sarcastic.”
Two men in Georgia and one man in Kansas drank liquid cleaning products 'to ward off COVID-19' after Trump suggested injecting disinfectant into the lungs to combat the virus...yet no one from their families have come out swinging against Trump!