Air Traffic Controller Pearson - Toronto:
"One time we had two planes converging.
One of the guys on my shift said, `Delta, we want you to make a change of altitude.
' The pilot said, `No, we're comfortable here.'
The controller radioed the second pilot. `United, we want a change.'
The pilot said, `No, we're comfortable here.'
The controller said, `United, let me speak to your purser.'
The purser came on the radio. `You got enough extra meals on board?'
`What for?' `
For the people on that Delta flight, they'll be joining you in mid-air in a few moments.'
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Car Salesmen
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.
One complained to the other, "Boy, this economy sucks.
If I don"t sell more cars this month, I"m going to lose my f-word-ing ass!"
Too late, he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away.
Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.
"That's okay," the blonde replied,
"I have a very similar problem.
If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my f-word-ing car!"
Got to have an IQ of over 16 to read the above ...leaves ketchum and Mapoui out ... ;D ;D ;D