good morning everyone!

Good Morning albady!  8)

Morning Folks !

why is idiot Alien referring to me on this Thread ??

Woman have no place or time ????  :-\

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The Newfie fisherman went to the hospitalas his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving,
the Nurse says
"Congratulations,
your wife has had quints,
5 big baby boys."


TheNewfie says,
"I'm not surprised,
I have a penis on me like a chimney."


The nurse replies,
"You might want to consider getting it cleaned,
the babies are all black."

Quote:Q: What do you call a sophisticated American? A: Canadian.

Morning Borse

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RCMP A canadian calls the RCMP "Hello is the the RCMP??
I'm calling about my neigbour Antoine Smith.
He is hiding marijuana in his firewood!"
The next day the RCMP descends on Antoine's house and search the shed where the firewood is kept.
They bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana.
They apologize to Antoine and leave.
The phone rings at Antoine's..
"Hey Antoine, did the RCMP come to your house?"
"Yep" "Did they chop all your firewood?"

"Yep" "Happy Birthday Buddy!"

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