Feeling Chupid?

villagebelle · 08-03-2016, 11:50 AM · 1 person reading this discussion

#1
Well, you are in good company!!  ::LOL::

got this in an email....and had to smile!  ;D

>
> If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it
> again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..
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> (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as
> Miss America 1995.)
> Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
> Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
> because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
> forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
> forever,"
> --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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> "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
> world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,
> but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
> --Mariah Carey
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>
> "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
> your life,"
> -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for
> federal anti-smoking campaign
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>
> "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
> --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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>
> "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
> rates in the country,"
> --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
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>
> "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
> and I'm just the one to do it,"
> --A congressional candidate in Texas ..
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> "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
> --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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> "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
> in our air and water that are doing it.."
> --Al Gore, Vice President
> ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>
>
> "I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix .."
> -- Dan Quayle
> ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>
>
> "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
> --Lee Iacocca
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> "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
> Norman Einstein."
> --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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>
> "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
> people."
> -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
> ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>
>
> "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
> received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
> reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
> --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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>
> "Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."
> --Keppel Enderbery
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>
>
> "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
> they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
> And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
> -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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#2
hahahahahaha : Theisman is a good one ! ;D

#3
mariah that chupid?

#4
Brooke Shields is a winner !

#5
[color=rgb(26, 26, 26)][size=14px] "Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."[/size][/color]
[color=rgb(26, 26, 26)][size=14px]Keppel Enderbery[/size][/color]
[color=rgb(26, 26, 26)][/color]

#6
Half this game is ninety percent mental... Oh my gosh I can't stop laughing. I will never let myself feel stupid ever again. Are these things true? Did these people really say that? Mariah takes the cup for sure. She must be kicking herself till this day!

#7
this is the quote for the board  Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin


[color=rgb(26, 26, 26)][size=14px]"Half this game is ninety percent mental." [/size][/color][color=rgb(26, 26, 26)][/size][size=14px]> --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark [/size][/color]

#8
[quote author=NormaD link=topic=105603.msg707484#msg707484 date=1470256570]
Half this game is ninety percent mental... Oh my gosh I can't stop laughing. I will never let myself feel stupid ever again. Are these things true? Did these people really say that? Mariah takes the cup for sure. She must be kicking herself till this day!
[/quote]
According to Snopes and The New York Daily News, Mariah did not say this. It was a fake quote published by Cupcake - a satirical website similar to The Onion.

Quote:After a satirical (and fictitious) Mariah Carey "interview" appeared on the Internet in a web publication called Cupcake in early 1996, the damaging sentence cited above was lifted from it Mariah Carey and quoted in VOX magazine (a British culture/movie/music publication), from which the British newspaper The Independent picked up the story in May. The quote spread like wildfire on Internet newsgroups beginning in June, and by August the quote was being reprinted (without question or verification) by dozens of newspapers and magazines throughout the world (including Ms. magazine and The San Francisco Chronicle's usually reliable columnist Herb Caen). The quote was frequently attributed by news reports as having been uttered by Ms. Carey in an interview with the UK's Radio 1 (as reprinted in the British publication The Face, a style/fashion magazine) or on the World Entertainment News Network, and although debunkings of the story appeared in print as early as July, the fictitious quote was still being spread as true by the media into September.

#9
Belle, is what you posting ?  :-[

#10
[quote author=ketchim link=topic=105603.msg707734#msg707734 date=1470330232]
Belle, is what you posting ?  :-[
[/quote]

where?
what you talking about?

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