Why the **** is Dwayne Smith always ******* selected?

TRINIDADDY · 02-20-2015, 09:14 PM

#1
[size=14pt]Dwayne Smith has played 101 test matches. Dwayne Smith averages 18. Dwayne Smith has never scored a ODI century. From 2004 to 2015, Dwayne Smith has NEVER, EVER, EVER had a SINGLE good ODI year, month, tournament or even innings.

Dwayne Smith is a waste of time.

Dwayne Smith cannot bat when in West Indies colors.

Dwayne Smith is now too chubby to field.

Anybody who picks Dwayne Smith is an idiot, blind or suffering severe Down's Syndrome. The selectors and Dwayne Smith need to jump off a cliff.[/size]

#2
SMITH.

CANNOT.

BAT.

IN.

A.

WEST INDIES

UNIFORM.

#3
who will replace him now

#4
[quote author=The Chairman link=topic=96002.msg621476#msg621476 date=1424750893]
who will replace him now
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If Carter make runs, they will move Simmons to open the batting and move Carter down the order.  Thats how WI will handle it.


However, why not take another look at the other fella who used to open with Gayle and made plenty runs  opening the ODI batting?  Tongue

#5
how open with Andre

#6
Well to be fair to the selectors, Dwayne Smith has been selected in one days because of his recent form in t20 cricket. Smith has a low average over the years but the last 2 years has saw him in great form in t20 cricket and that is what the selectors used to add him to the odi squad.

#7

We have to SIT one of Smith or LiL Bravo : for a 10 overs  BOWLER .

tough choice : is LiL fully recovered from the Carnival ham ? :-\

#8
[quote author=ketchim link=topic=96002.msg621869#msg621869 date=1424895388]
We have to SIT one of Smith or LiL Bravo : for a 10 overs  BOWLER .

tough choice : is LiL fully recovered from the Carnival ham ? :-\

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dat wud be carnival peas and rice..right ::confused::

carnival is the high peas season. pelau everywhere..pidgeon peas coming out of yuh ears..with salted pig tail, sal' beef or chicken.  unless deh add ham to carnival now Big Grin Big Grin  delicious Tongue Tongue Tongue

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#9
Quote:Anybody who picks Dwayne Smith is an idiot, blind or suffering severe Down's Syndrome.

thats Lloyd! ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

seriously doh... I thought Dwayne wud do well in RSA as he had done well there initially.  but he is done now...stick him with a phork to see if he is tender enough to let him go..he is.   

he wants to go play golf anyway...so why are they preventing him... ::confused::

#10
and allyuh bawlin' about Dwayne..what about Cartuh.  Cartuh sees even worse than Dwayne.

I doh mind if deh leave lil Bravo out..but he is at least better than Dwayne and Cartuh.  so make the lil impse open dats wat...send in lil Bravo to open with Gayle..bring in Roach, and its all good :-[

::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::


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