It's God's Penis, Not Yours!!

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In related news..... ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

[size=1.35em]Evangelical megachurch begins closing branches after pastor calls women “penis homes”
[/size]http://www.salon.com/2014/09/08/evangeli...nis_homes/

wow!  now di'ze a good idea!

all I have to do is become god and distribute my wood to all men...er! I mean..heterosexual men.  dat way I can bruise all women on the planet.

pheeew

now how do I become god ::confused::

let me see.........

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The Gods don't have any genitals.

Sex is strictly a terrestrial technicality. The Gods don't need sex.

[quote author=pattycake link=topic=92585.msg586971#msg586971 date=1410302765]
The Gods don't have any genitals.

Sex is strictly a terrestrial technicality. The Gods don't need sex.
[/quote]

But their penises need a home. ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

There are many more worse things to call a woman than a penis home...

[quote author=Snoopster link=topic=92585.msg586973#msg586973 date=1410303099]

But their penises need a home. ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::
[/quote] I agree . Homelessness should be eradicated

[quote author=Kwami link=topic=92585.msg587013#msg587013 date=1410342159]
I agree . Homelessness should be eradicated
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Very true.  Every gun needs a soft warm pouch. ::LOL::

[quote author=Snoopster link=topic=92585.msg587067#msg587067 date=1410364662]

Very true.  Every gun needs a soft warm pouch. ::LOL::




[/quote]

how often should the pouch be changed?   

As often as the gun is used and/or can still fire Googs. ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::