Sex Answers: Part IV

Q: Two days ago, I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend. To prevent pregnancy, we bought an i-Pill.

[emergency contraceptive] But in the heat of the moment I popped it instead of her.

Can it cause any complications for me?

Q: I have heard that any kind of acidic substance can prevent pregnancy.

Can I pour some drops of lemon or orange juice in my girlfriend's vagina after the intercourse :

Will it harm her ?

Q: After having sex four times a day, I feel weak the next day.

For about five minutes, my vision goes blank and I can't see anything properly.

Please help.

Dr Mahinder Watsa is a 90 year old.

His unusually frank and funny daily newspaper column has become a cult hit.

But why does the country that gave the world the Kama Sutra :

need to learn about sex ?

                               

Answer to the 3 Qs above   

A: Next time round please use a condom and make sure you don't swallow that too.

A: Are you a bhel puri [snack] vendor? Where did you get this weird idea from? There are many other safe and easy methods of birth control. You can consider using a condom

A: What do you expect? Shouts of hurray and I am a champion all over town?

Q: I have a small penis and I can't seem to satisfy my girlfriend. My astrologer has advised me to pull it every day for 15 minutes while reciting a shloka [prayer].

I have been doing this for a month but it hasn't helped. What should I do?

A: If he was right, most men would have a penis hitting their knees.

God doesn't help gullible, foolish men.

Go visit a sexpert instead who can teach you the art of making love.

Q: My friend thinks that her breasts are getting larger because of masturbation.
Is this possible?


A: No. Does she think her clitoris is an air pump?

::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::


begs to ask...who the hell are asking these questions!!!!!!!

Googs :
                           

Googs , this sounds like a young Kwami back in Berbice: 

Q: I'm a 30-year-old man. I have seen an advertisement that claims some Ayurvedic medicine

increases the length and the size of the penis, makes you last longer and can straighten out

the penis too. Is this possible?

Also, how can I increase the size of my penis?


A: The advertisers are just waiting to fleece gullible people like you.

None of their claims are true. Learn the art of love-making, which will give you greater joy

than looking for enlargement, which is not possible.