Court to decide if Indian guru is dead or meditating

His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj was determined to be clinically dead by physicians in January 2014, but his followers insist he is in a state of deep meditation. The Punjab High Court is set to decide his state and therefore what will happen to his $170 million estate.



http://cir.ca/news/indian-guru-dead-or-meditating

Here's what one fella suggested: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

"Wait, I can solve this without even using science. *puts a half a dozen cats in a burlap sack, douses the sack with a garden hose, and then dumps the cats out directly onto Shri Maharaj's nutsack*"

::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

That chap really should be the poster boy for transcendental meditation !  ::LOL::

Quote:what will happen to his $170 million estate.

use it to provide drinking water for the poor.free medical care for the poor.

[quote author=Goog Lee link=topic=90252.msg567384#msg567384 date=1401981202]
use it to provide drinking water for the poor.free medical care for the poor.[/quote]

If that actually happens, I might just become a believer Googs. 8)

[quote author=Snoopster link=topic=90252.msg567426#msg567426 date=1401987219]

If that actually happens, I might just become a believer Googs. 8)
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you might have to enroll in the Guru Googs ashram!  ::LOL::

As long as the ashram is full of young pretty maidens I'll be your most loyal devotee. :-[

Problem is de Pandit already gats de Cherry  ::LOL::

[quote author=ketchim link=topic=90252.msg567476#msg567476 date=1401997351]
Problem is de Pandit already gats de Cherry  ::LOL::
[/quote]

Jim Jones used to tell the pretty girls in his congregation that having sex with him will help them get closer to God and a guaranteed spot in heaven. ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::