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Court to decide if Indian guru is dead or meditating - Snoopster - 06-04-2014
His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj was determined to be clinically dead by physicians in January 2014, but his followers insist he is in a state of deep meditation. The Punjab High Court is set to decide his state and therefore what will happen to his $170 million estate.
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http://cir.ca/news/indian-guru-dead-or-meditating
Re: Court to decide if Indian guru is dead or meditating - Snoopster - 06-04-2014
Here's what one fella suggested: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::
"Wait, I can solve this without even using science. *puts a half a dozen cats in a burlap sack, douses the sack with a garden hose, and then dumps the cats out directly onto Shri Maharaj's nutsack*"
Re: Court to decide if Indian guru is dead or meditating - Snoopster - 06-04-2014
::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::
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Re: Court to decide if Indian guru is dead or meditating - ketchim - 06-05-2014
That chap really should be the poster boy for transcendental meditation ! ::LOL::
Re: Court to decide if Indian guru is dead or meditating - Googley - 06-05-2014
Quote:what will happen to his $170 million estate.use it to provide drinking water for the poor.free medical care for the poor.
Re: Court to decide if Indian guru is dead or meditating - Snoopster - 06-05-2014
[quote author=Goog Lee link=topic=90252.msg567384#msg567384 date=1401981202]
use it to provide drinking water for the poor.free medical care for the poor.[/quote]
If that actually happens, I might just become a believer Googs. 8)
Re: Court to decide if Indian guru is dead or meditating - Googley - 06-05-2014
[quote author=Snoopster link=topic=90252.msg567426#msg567426 date=1401987219]
If that actually happens, I might just become a believer Googs. 8)
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you might have to enroll in the Guru Googs ashram! ::LOL::
Re: Court to decide if Indian guru is dead or meditating - Snoopster - 06-05-2014
As long as the ashram is full of young pretty maidens I'll be your most loyal devotee. :-[
Re: Court to decide if Indian guru is dead or meditating - ketchim - 06-05-2014
Problem is de Pandit already gats de Cherry ::LOL::
Re: Court to decide if Indian guru is dead or meditating - Snoopster - 06-05-2014
[quote author=ketchim link=topic=90252.msg567476#msg567476 date=1401997351]
Problem is de Pandit already gats de Cherry ::LOL::
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Jim Jones used to tell the pretty girls in his congregation that having sex with him will help them get closer to God and a guaranteed spot in heaven. ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::