2 Muddies and 2 Trinis, sitting in a tree

TRINIDADDY · 05-01-2014, 11:11 PM · 1 person reading this discussion

#1
[size=14pt]TRINIDADDY: Fellas, who you think is more useless: Dwayne, Darren, Samuels, Gayle, Sammy, Pollard or Smith?

MAIL: All of them are a bunch of useless cowlashers, except maybe Darren

TRINIDADDY: Darren aint useless?

MAIL: The man have no on-side game and is a sensitive drama queen...

TRINIDADDY: true

MAIL: ...but he can bat

TRINIDADDY: What about Chanders? You think Chanders useless?

MAIL: Chanderpaul is the greatest Guyanese batsman, the best current West Indian batsmen in Test and ODI formats, and is a global, all time great.

TRINIDADDY: That is racism and insularity!

MAIL: But I am Trinidadian and Chanders is Guyanese, how is that racism?

TRINIDADDY: Because by exalting Chanders you are degrading his West Indian contemporaries!

MAIL: But they degrading themselves by batting like epileptic a**holes!

KETCHIM: Trinidaddy, Mail talking truth. Chanders is a great batsman

KWAMI: And his instagram is full of informative photographs of Guyanese mountain goats.

KETCHIM: True that

TRINIDADDY: Are you guys saying that considering Chanderpaul to be a great batsman does not constitute an insult towards West Indies players of other regional origins?

KWAMI: No Trinidaddy. Not at all.

TRINIDADY: Wow. Thanks for educating me, guys. What a stupid Trini I am.

KWAMI: HAHHAHA. Yes.

KETCHIM: Heee Hee. Silly Trinies.

MAIL: Hahaha, we Trinis so silly.

TRINIDADDY: But fellas, which West Indian nation do you think has produced the most great players?

MAIL: Hmmm, that's a tough one.

KETCHIM: Guyana obviously

KWAMI: Guyana

MAIL: Well, Guyana certainly produced more than Trinidad

TRINIDADDY: How so?

MAIL: Well, there's Chanders, Croft, Fredericks, Gibbs, Harper, Kalllicharran, Kanhai, Lloyd, Walcott...

TRINIDADDY: What about Hooper?

MAIL: Don't make me laugh

KWAMI: Hooper is an aesthetic great. But the point is, Trini, Guyana probably produced more greats than anywhere else. Certainly more than Trinidad

TRINIDADDY: But that is racist and insular!

KWAMI: How is that racist and insular? That is a statistical fact.

TRINIDADDY: So are you guys saying that considering Guyana to have produced more great cricketers than most other West Indian nations does not constitute an insult towards other West Indies regions?

KWAMI: No Trinidaddy. Not at all.

TRINIDADY: Wow. Thank you for educating me. What a stupid Trini I am.

KETCHIM: Heee Hee. Silly Trinies.

KWAMI: borderline retarded

KETCHIM: Man have Downs Syndrome

TRINIDADDY: But fellas, which West Indian do you think has the best English Country cricket record?

MAIL: Viv, Kanhai, or Lara probably. Lara has the 501 and eight or nine centuries in a season, and all three dominated at that level.

KETCHIM: What about Shiv in the 2008 County Championship and the 2007 Friends Provident Trophy? I wonder what his strike rate was.

MAIL: Here's some weblinks to those games. Even though he was ICC Test player of the year, he was pretty poor on the 2008 county circuit.

KETCHIM: Well his county teams certainly wanted him back, and were full of praise and gratitude toward him...

MAIL: I know, I wasn't passing judgement, I was just posting some links because you were wondering his strike rate-

KETCHIM: Damn Trinis always looking to bring a man down

KWAMI: They have nothing good to say

MAIL: I wasn't saying anything bad

KWAMI: Then shut your mouth

MAIL: What the hell, you asked me what his strike rate was

KETCHIM: So strike rate is all that matters now?

MAIL: No, I just saying-

KETCHIM: Nobody else on the team can bat, but you picking on poor Chanders strike rate?

MAIL: I not picking on anybody, I just saying-

KETCHIM: Everybody making duck and throwing away their wicket, and you Trini's picking on Chanders! Typical Trinis!

KWAMI: Bunch of insular racists!

KETCHIM: Them Trini just jealous because Shiv going to take the most runs record from their Trini God!

MAIL: But Tendulkar has that record-

KETCHIM: They supporting an Indian foreigner instead of Shiv? You can belive this? Typical insular racists

MAIL: What the hell?

KETCHIM: Them damn Trinis and their oil!

KWAMI: Damn Trinis!

KETCHIM: Half that oil they stealing from Venezuela!

KWAMI: Damn Venezuelans!

KETCHIM: Always trying to undermine Chanders!

KWAMI: Underminers!

KETCHIM: I wouldn't be surprised if Otis was a Trini!

KWAMI: Damn Trini Otis!

TRINIDADDY: Wait...are you guys saying that considering Chanderpaul to have a slow strike rate constitutes an insult toward, not only Chanderpual, but all of Guyana?

KETCHIM: Damn straight

KWAMI: Exactly

TRINIDADY: Wow. Thank you for educating me. What a stupid Trini I am.

MAIL: *sigh*  [/size]

#2
That is pure class.


You have warmed up a chilly day.


Still laughing.


Nice one.

#3
You should do more of these. When you first joined you did one which was really good.



#4
ROTFL ........................ 8) Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

#5
To Trinidaddy , me bredda , funny post and it takes a hell of a lot to impress me .
I must however take issue with you when you listed great  Guyanese players .
You missed some Guyanese greats like Sobers , Headly and Lara . Since these are great players , then  they must be Guyanese

#6
De Ja Vu.

#7
Yep !

Bangla remind me of Durham county and Lara 500.... ::LOL::

#8
Trinis speak like the rest of the English speaking world speaks when they're texting on their cell phone.



#9
td  is fantastic. glad he loves this site ;D

#10
What a great dialogue and I found it pretty fun as well!

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