Its a beautiful day!

The blood from a human erection has enough blood to keep 3 gerbals alive.

First Things First: An alleged drug ring in the Brooklyn, N.Y., neighborhood of Sheepshead Bay was busted in September after police cracked a stream of Internet messages offering heroin (called "DOB") and cocaine ("white girl"). Among the messages was one sent at 6:45 one Friday evening advising customers that they had "45 minutes" to get their orders in for the weekend because the sellers would obediently shut down at 7:30 (i.e., sundown) for the Jewish sabbath. [Associated Press via Brooklyn Eagle

A man saw a lion in the bush, he knelt down closed his eyes and started praying, he opened his eyes and saw the lion kneeling in front of him and praying too. What a shock! He asked the lion, are you a Christian? The lion replied don't u pray before you eat ? Have a good day and a lil laught now friends all.

inspiring

a beautiful sunday morninggggggggggg

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its spring outside. i should pick up some leaves

It's the little things - the little things that cause the BIGGEST headache. But I have come too far to turn back now

JUST IN: George Zimmerman 911 call released http://bit.ly/18j79ko

good morningggggggggg