Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time.
The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane
Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked
'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'
The second lady said, 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some floeresant orange panties.
Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.
The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'
The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties.
What ?ย No panties ? the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey,
" Dey always look for da Black Box first "