More teefing ....

from a friend's FB wall ....


[color=rgb(51, 51, 51)][size=13px]Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.[/size][/color][color=rgb(51, 51, 51)][/size][size=13px]The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"Wow!" says the judge.. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison..................[/size][/color]

[color=rgb(51, 51, 51)][size=13px]young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.[/size][/color][color=rgb(51, 51, 51)][/size][size=13px]He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this,— pointing out that if someone made even a small error in his copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.The abbot says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot...

Finally, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

"We missed the R ! We missed the R ! We missed the R !"

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was...

“CELEBRATE !”[/size][/color]

you tiefin plenty

[quote author=The Chairman link=topic=74166.msg458602#msg458602 date=1353350587]
you tiefin plenty
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::rofl:: ::rofl::


i done.  gone back to do de people wuk.

burnham and fogahtee teach ayo foh teaach good.

[quote author=Meseret link=topic=74166.msg458601#msg458601 date=1353350536]
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“CELEBRATE !”

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Dat  single letter caused the birth of the Homsexual .. hocked:

[size=30px][color=rgb(66, 80, 94)]Killing of a Top Magnate, Reportedly by His Brother, Stuns India



http://www.cnbc.com/id/49885108[/color][/size]

Wow !

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