Close your eyes and take the test ...

[color=rgb(51, 51, 51)][size=13px]Taste Test[/size][/color][color=rgb(51, 51, 51)][/size][size=13px]A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits.Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavor than you could ever imagine. “Children, I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these,” announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every one of the children was stumped.“I’ll give you a hint,” said the teacher. “It’s something your Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time.”Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and shouted, “Spit ’em out, you guys, they’re assholes!”[/size][/color]

After going Blind in Guyana , the ole pervert had his Son :

bring him a Smelly Finger ....

and he would call the name of the ho !    ::redcard::

Then there was the girl who brought her beau for her dad to approve .. he said "gal, me know love is blind, but you couldna smell am?"

and of course my favorite Fruit :

Prize puzzle ....for the name  ::lol::

                       

stinkin' toe!

OH GOD.  YU EAT DAT!  YUH CONSTITUTION STRANG.  PHEEEEW hocked: hocked: hocked:

Locust ....


Maps, if you can squeeze your nose, the taste is not awful ..

you ever tried it Maps?


actually it is very tasty 


the trees are huge (we had one) and the only way to get the fruit was when it fell to the ground


and that is also when it was nice and ripe and the sweetest!!

I tase' it arready.  nice but I could never squeeze hard enuff.  it always made mih throw-up

[quote author=VillageBelle link=topic=72932.msg452261#msg452261 date=1351175769]
you ever tried it Maps?


actually it is very tasty 


the trees are huge (we had one) and the only way to get the fruit was when it fell to the ground


and that is also when it was nice and ripe and the sweetest!!
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at first I thought it was 'tambran'  den the smell.  oh mi gord!