Men should sit down :

There is protection if you miss .. the shower curtain

[quote author=The Captain link=topic=70542.msg438025#msg438025 date=1346257666]
hubby aim wrong
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:lap::

[quote author=Kwami link=topic=70542.msg438026#msg438026 date=1346257745]
There is protection if you miss .. the shower curtain
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::redcard:: ::redcard:: ::redcard::


no peeing in the shower please!




(anyone remember that seinfeld episode)....it was hilarious!!  ::lol::

unfortunately some men comes armed with a sprinkler instead of a nozzle , this can be solved by a basic knowledge  of trigonometry .  Distance from the toilet bowl and curvature  of the penis must be taken into account . Then again women should try peeing standing up and only then can they appreciate the tribulations of men

[quote author=The Captain link=topic=70542.msg438025#msg438025 date=1346257666]
hubby aim wrong
[/quote]  If hubby can miss a hole as wide as  the toilet bowl , chances  are that if a hole so many times smaller..... never mind

[quote author=Kwami link=topic=70542.msg438033#msg438033 date=1346258394]

this can be solved by a basic knowledge  of trigonometry.Distance from the toilet bowl and curvature
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hhhhmmm......whaddabout foreskin ? 

[quote author=Kwami link=topic=70542.msg438034#msg438034 date=1346258631]
  If hubby can miss a hole as wide as  the toilet bowl , chances  are that if a hole so many times smaller..... never mind
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::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::


you want some slaps too??  ::lol::


Kwams bai.....if that was the case i wouldn't hang around for 37+ years!!


i am a hot-blooded woman 

de babas doan have foreskin

[quote author=ketchim link=topic=70542.msg438035#msg438035 date=1346258954]
hhhhmmm......whaddabout foreskin ? 
[/quote] your obsession with foreskin from your numerous postings is troubling

[quote author=The Captain link=topic=70542.msg438038#msg438038 date=1346259059]
de babas doan have foreskin
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no....but dem a still babas - men-in-training


dem will perfect it (like dem nana  ::lol:: ) in a couple more years