Remains of Mugabe arrive in Harare
chairman · 09-16-2019, 03:28 PM
A hero welcome
The Zimbabwe ex-President will be remembered for his great wit.
These are some of his quotes:
1) "When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don’t take a goat as a friend."
2) "If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-ray machines to see inner beauty."
3) "When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour’s soup gets suspicious."
4) "Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow."
5) "Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on, rather than send it to your mum, and you realise witchcraft is real."
6) "If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first."
7) "What is the problem with deporting white men from Africa? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors."
7) "Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end."
9) Interviewer: "Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?"
Robert Mugabe: "Where are they going?"
AND FINALLY the 'piece de resistance'
10) "If I am given a chance to travel through time, I will go back to 1946, find Donald Trump's father and give him a condom."
These are some of his quotes:
1) "When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don’t take a goat as a friend."
2) "If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-ray machines to see inner beauty."
3) "When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour’s soup gets suspicious."
4) "Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow."
5) "Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on, rather than send it to your mum, and you realise witchcraft is real."
6) "If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first."
7) "What is the problem with deporting white men from Africa? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors."
7) "Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end."
9) Interviewer: "Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?"
Robert Mugabe: "Where are they going?"
AND FINALLY the 'piece de resistance'
10) "If I am given a chance to travel through time, I will go back to 1946, find Donald Trump's father and give him a condom."
see that ??
I never knew Goat love to eat Cassava leaf ! :woohoo:
I never knew Goat love to eat Cassava leaf ! :woohoo:
"When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour’s soup gets suspicious."
I man going for a goat head Soup at Lunch !
this India restaurant calls it : Mulligatawny
Berbicians call it Murgatanni
I man going for a goat head Soup at Lunch !
this India restaurant calls it : Mulligatawny
Berbicians call it Murgatanni
Mapoui can easily be Mugabe : :woohoo:
2) "If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with
X-ray machines to see inner beauty."
2) "If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with
X-ray machines to see inner beauty."
Quote:"Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks todayI use 2 towels : upper body and lower
will wipe your face tomorrow"
I never lather my buttocks directly with the Soap :
always on a shower rag using liquid shower gel ~
this advice applies to Trinis..... :whistle:
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