Weddah Forecast..Uptick by Sunday

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Oh gord! Oh jeeezas chrise! I detach from mihself today. I loose loose!

deh bettah sen' Chinny Chin skunt fuh my rarse..to call de pohleeece fuh me before I run outside naked in de col'..like a big, black crazy impse

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: col'

I want some wartuh to drink bad bad!! mih organic supply run out an' I have to go to de supermarket.

one look out mih window an' my rarse quail. frigid out deh.

I have plenty wine in my house but I cyar drink dat. it go kill mih.

look allyuh wait. leh'mih try turning wine into wartuh here. dat shud wuk. hol' orn! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

Yeah bro, it's gonna be plus 5 tomorrow !

LA Clippers in town at 3 pm !

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oh my! it was predicted to be 47 degrees today.

in dat case doh look outside the..because 47 it aint. Pheeeeeeeew!
the weddah man have to look for another wuk. this one aint working out

It's getting up to about 43 late afternoon !

wat 43? if it did it was only fuh ah minute. still cold tuh rarse and freezing. walk and slide. so I decided to slide instead of trying to walk las' nite

we have to fiyah the weddah man. its not working fuh him. its even worse today

he said 60 today! take a look outside

It's all frozen pieces of ICE : everywhere !
I gotta buy more salt to to De_Ice the drive and walk ways....

if allyuh line up fuh job interviews and somebody joomp the line to get unfair advantage tryin' to get in firs..its the weddahman

I see him get ah traffic ticket racin' to get there. he was ovah the limit and the police hol' him illy: illy: illy: illy:

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the sun up but mih windows frozen this mornin' is the weddahman skunt.

I was prepared fuh spring yesterday. he say it wud be 62 degrees. I get mih galoshes ready so mih shoe wun get wet and muddy as the snow melt

I mean I had to dig all dong in mih closet to dig out deh galoshes put away in fall. dat man gih mih all kind of wuk preparing fuh ah early spring

and now wat!!! he telling mih about global warming :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

but I ent see cold and snow so much in ah long, long time. wat is this: ah cold before the storm..or sleet before the heat illy: illy: illy: illy: illy:

oh guuude! wat!!!?? deh fiyah him...the weddahman ???

good! di'ze ah good fiyah. line dem all up, especially wen deh talk about global warming. send dem to the Saraha and the Gobi if is heat deh want
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