1st Test - England v West Indies

New ball available and Holder says 'no' for the time being

344 - 3 after 88

Cook 152*

348 - 3 after 90

Stumps Day 1.

WHAT A SET OF CLUELESS DREAMERS.

NEW BALL AVAILABLE AND WASTE INDIES CONTINUE TO BOWL THE TWO "SPINNERS" THEY HAVE.

COACH LAW HAS TO SEND A MESSAGE - "TAKE DE FORKING NEW BALL"

FEEL SORRY FOR BISHOO THAT 4 SHYTE PRONGERS PLAYING AHEAD OF HIM.

WATCH MOEEN TAKE A FEW SCALPS IF CRICWINDIANS SURVIVE THE ENGLISH PACE BOWLERS.

THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

that was a good Toss to win  :-[

700 perhaps ::confused::

352 more by 80 overs tomorrow..10 fuh west indies to loose 3 wickets by the close.

all out 150-175 on Saturday tea...game almost over by close on Saturday

rally

The bad news about today is that forecast is pretty grim for later on. There have already been a few showers pass over the ground this afternoon, so it's a case of keeping fingers crossed.

Here come the players, a few minutes early. There will be a minute's silence observed before the start, to mark the Barcelona attacks yesterday.

no pace at all