My girlfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar

My girlfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas.

You sure she is your girlfriend? You can't even get a prostitute for that price.

fool! why doesnt she  know ?

she would do you twice a day @ 2 dollars til Xmas = 110 bucks

plus what already in de envelope. 

Women with larger behinds are healthier and more intelligent, study finds

I married an African woman. Nuff said.

Guyana Wismar gyals are pancake derrieres !

Figures, Tooks 

Dem Wismar gyals so easy, they are not trust worthy material. Imagine coming home early from work and finding your next door neighbour at your place.

[quote author=Watooka link=topic=106915.msg719171#msg719171 date=1478464333]
Dem Wismar gyals so easy, they are not trust worthy material. Imagine coming home early from work and finding your next door neighbour at your place.
[/quote] You denigrated Berbice girls earlier and now you are insulting Wismar girls . Has it not occurred to you that you are incapable of satisfying any woman ?, You at 60 years old with a limp dick but you talk a great game,.
I assume that you are not married anymore because your wife dumped your ass.

[quote author=Kwami link=topic=106915.msg719180#msg719180 date=1478474883]
You denigrated Berbice girls earlier and now you are insulting Wismar girls . Has it not occurred to you that you are incapable of satisfying any woman ?, You at 60 years old with a limp dick but you talk a great game,.
I assume that you are not married anymore because your wife dumped your ass.
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I am sure that I have more experience with Wismar gyals than you have with Berbice gyals.
As for my marital status: I am happily married to a woman. You can't say the same for yourself.

[quote author=Kwami link=topic=106915.msg719180#msg719180 date=1478474883]
You at 60 years old with a limp dick but
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60 is the new 40 ! besides, Cialis/Viagra has overcome that limp!