Married couple are so fat, they’ve never had sex

A Chinese couple too fat to consummate their union has decided to undergo his and hers weight-loss surgery so they can have kids together.

Lin Yue and Deng Yang tip the scales at a combined weight of nearly 882 pounds, according to Central European News.

The plus-size lovebirds, both 30-year-olds, have been married since 2010, but haven’t been able to have sex because of their weight.

Dude...imagine Lin Yue, getting some Deng Yang. That makes horrible visuals. That is assaulting my imagination. Sex aside...this looks like two people who are in love. God speed...sex or no sex...I can't see them sleeping in the same bed. Rass, one roll and they will end up in the other room...

Chair, you remember the joke..."you go pon top"....well, this will be more like "I go pon top."

Wow. I mean...

...can we really expect them to pass on good habits to their children? Is anyone else wondering that? Am I just a prick?

Damn, if they just lowered their calories a bit, they would probably lose 150-200 pounds and that's a start. I always wonder about these sort of people they put on the news. How do they get the money, how do they live, don't they know they will die at 40?