[quote author=Kwami link=topic=95240.msg613156#msg613156 date=1421786058]
True story .
Have me an uncle who went to a wedding with the groom side . Usually the house next door is reserved for the groom side where the weddin party would partake in the rum sessions and juke kox music
Man approached uncle " Amma me get wan datah and I looking for wan boy fu she. " Hamma . " no problem Bhai . ME know that alyu ah poor people and I dont want you to spend money but fix the weddin for 2 weeks from now .. Just a pandit is all that needed"
Next day Amma sobered up and since he is a man at his word he inquired of a poor fisherman if his son is available to get married in a couple of weeks . The boy and daddy agreed .
Now there was one problem . The boy walk with a pronounce limp and as Amma was escorting the weddin party which consisted of 6 of his buddies, the groom and father , out to meet them was an old man from the bride side .
He called Amma at the side and said" Amma me have fe tell you this , The bride does not see good wid one eye .
Amma replied " Bhai alyu get wan KANWAH and abbe get wan LANGRA.
Happy ending .. both of springs from this union , a boy and a girl went to UG and are successful in America.
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[quote author=pattycake link=topic=95240.msg613164#msg613164 date=1421786501]
This thread is about men not knowing how to make a move.
[/quote] Difficult to move she if she weigh 300 lbs.
