December 2012 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :
Terrorists Discovered - 0
Transvestites - 133
Hernias - 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases - 3,172
Enlarged Prostates - 8,249
Breast Implants - 59,350
Natural Blondes - 3
It was also discovered that 1,222 politicians had no balls.