SHIV Has A Chance At Another WORLD RECORD

Rev Al · 09-21-2014, 07:17 PM · 1 person reading this discussion

#1
[size=18pt]If Shiv is NOT OUT in his next test inning he will have a new world record.[/size]

* It is very painful for the Shiv HATERS to read these posts celebrating Shiv's achievements, but f*** them---let them forever be mentally tortured by the great man.


* [size=10pt]Anyway, what world record you ask ?[/size]

* [size=12pt]Well, no batsman in test history has ever put together 4 consecutive NOT OUTS.[/size]

* 5 batsmen have had 3 consecutive NOt OUTS---Tendulkar, Kallis, Waugh, Dravid and Chanderpaul.

* Actually, 4 times in Shiv's illustrious career he has put together 3 consecutive not out innings.

* Anyway Shiv's last 3 scores have been 85*, 84* and 101*

* [size=12pt]A NOT OUT in his next innings will be a world record 4 NOT OUTS[/size].  Big Grin

53.78 Tendulkar
53.10 Chanderpaul

* And don't forget---a 150 NOT OUT raises Shiv's test average above Sachin Tendulkar's

Rev

#2
QUESTION:

* How many of you knew that in the history of test cricket the most consecutive NOT OUTS scored by a batsman was 3 and 5 batsmen share that record ?

* How many of you knew Shiv will have a shot at holding the record all by himself if he scores his 4th consecutive NOT OUT in his next test innings ?

* THE JOY OF NUMBERS. ;D

* The wankers and whiners will come here and complain that these obscure stats are meaningless.

* LET THEM COMPLAIN.  Big Grin

Rev

#3
Dubious record at best .
If you are going to run out your partners and not sheppard the tail  ,obviously you will end up being not out

#4
[quote author=ramesh link=topic=92848.msg589533#msg589533 date=1411342007]
Dubious record at best .
If you are going to run out your partners and not sheppard the tail  ,obviously you will end up being not out
[/quote]

[size=18pt]* POPPYCOCK![/size]

* Not a single WI batsman has been run out in the last 2 tests in which Shiv has scored 85*, 84* and 101*

* Regarding the tail, the WI were 269/7 in the first innings of the St Lucia test---the tail rallied and added 111 runs----Taylor scored 40 and Benn25----Shiv was 84*

* MAY SHIV'S SUCCESS  CONTINUE TO TORMENT YOU RAMESH BAI. Big Grin

Rev

#5
Well good for Shiv and I hope he breaks the record and manage to surpass  Tendulkhar's test average. I don't know why all the hate for Chanderpaul all of a sudden. When he was saving the West Indies from total embarrassment he was being hailed as the ever reliable but all of a sudden he bats too slow. Continue to make the haters mad Shiv!

#6
[quote author=Rev link=topic=92848.msg589524#msg589524 date=1411338410]
QUESTION:

* How many of you knew that in the history of test cricket the most consecutive NOT OUTS scored by a batsman was 3 and 5 batsmen share that record ?

* How many of you knew Shiv will have a shot at holding the record all by himself if he scores his 4th consecutive NOT OUT in his next test innings ?
[/quote]

I didn't  Wink.......... BUT are some of these records really significant in the overall picture of a batsman's career ?? ... Just asking ... :-\

#7
[quote author=Calypso link=topic=92848.msg589569#msg589569 date=1411389738]
I didn't  Wink.......... BUT are some of these records really significant in the overall picture of a batsman's career ?? ... Just asking ... :-\
[/quote]

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* Good question!

*[size=14pt] Listen! If you are a 1 percenter, in other words if you are among the 1% of people who are mathematically and numerically inclined, you'd be intrigued by these obscure stats[/size]. Big Grin

* On the other hand, if you are a 99 percenter---ordinary Joe or Joanne ;D----the stats will bore you to tears. Big Grin

Rev

#8
Shiv is also on the verge of another record ,,,  batting  for the longest  time without taking a piss

#9
Ramesh, did he surpass Lara on the piss record when that 400 was scored?

#10
[quote author=Goog Lee link=topic=92848.msg589611#msg589611 date=1411398323]
Ramesh, did he surpass Lara on the piss record when that 400 was scored?
[/quote] He actually did .Lara took 2 piss breaks

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