THE 5 P's EXPLAIN West Indies MEDIOCRITY

Rev Al · 01-20-2014, 01:00 PM · 1 person reading this discussion

#1
[size=18pt]That's right folks! The 5 P's Clearly explain the mediocrity of West Indies players and West Indies cricket.[/size]


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* [size=14pt]There is only one player in the current West Indies team who is dead serious about his preparation and practices perfectly.[/size]

* That player has played in 153 tests---he has scored 11,219 runs at an average of 51.93 with 29 100s and 62 50s.

* He has also scored 8878 runs in onedayers at an average of 41.60 with 11 100s and 59 50s.

* But he has been discarded from the WI oneday team and the nasty stinking coach and selectors are dying to drop him from the test team.

Rev

#2
don't forget the mother of all Ps....Politics!!!! 8)

#3
[quote author=Goog Lee link=topic=87051.msg544896#msg544896 date=1390233742]
don't forget the mother of all Ps....Politics!!!! 8)
[/quote]

* You're right!

* I just hope Shiv maintains his high standard and keeps playing another 5 years.

* WI fans like Ramesh who are mediocre in their own lives and root for mediocrity---they will remain mentally tortured by the great man.

* [size=14pt]Shiv must not retire until he overtakes Sachin or is firmly ensconced in the #2 position in terms of runs scored in tests.[/size]

Rev

#4
Peabrains .....that run the asylum !ย  Tongue

#5
[quote author=ketchim link=topic=87051.msg545021#msg545021 date=1390257133]
Peabrains ...
[/quote]canย  easily also apply to the originator of this thread as it makes no sense
He strung 5P's together without rhymeย  or reason

#6
I think it is a good principle to live by as a Sportsman.

BUT if you like Mediocrity , do NOT subscribe to the 5Ps....

#7
[size=18pt]PROOF OF WI PLAYERS MEDIOCRITY[/size]


[size=14pt]CURRENT TEST RANKINGS OF WI BATSMEN[/size]

#2 Shiv Chanderpaul---highest ranked WI batsman #2

#20 Darren Bravo

#30 Chris Gayle

#32 Marlon Samuels

#50 Denesh Ramdin

#54 Kieran Powell

#72 Darren Sammy


http://www.relianceiccrankings.com/ranki...t/batting/

Rev

#8
[size=14pt]CURRENT TEST RANKINGS OF WI BOWLERS[/size]---more proof of mediocrity


#16 Kemar Roach---highest ranked WI bowler---#16

#21 Shane Shillingford---banned for pelting

#27 Darren Sammy----captain for life

#30 Fidel Edwards

#47 Narsingh Deonarine

#51 Tino Best----wi's opening bowler ranked lower than Deo

#66 Chris Gayle


* Sunil Narine---not ranked


http://www.relianceiccrankings.com/ranki...t/bowling/

Rev

#9
[size=14pt]How about onedayers ? How are WI players ranked ?[/size]

Rev

#10
[size=14pt]CURRENT ONE DAY RANKINGS OF WI BATSMEN[/size]


#37 Darren Bravo----highest ranked WI batsman is #37

#41 Lendl Simmons

#43 Chris Gayle

#48 Johnson Charles

#58 Marlon Samuels

#59 Kieron Pollard

#62 Darren Sammy


* Dwayne Bravo not ranked.

http://www.relianceiccrankings.com/ranking/odi/batting/

[size=14pt]* Keep in mind Shiv Chanderpaul who has scored 8778 runs in onedayers at a 41.60 average with 11 100s and 59 50s----he has been discarded by coach Gibson and the WI selectors.[/size]

Rev

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