Short Skirt

enforce officers going around with a  ruler measuring skirts seems like a great job

Even greater is Enforcement in Sheet anchor ....after 6 :00 p.m. !! 

[quote author=Kwami link=topic=41819.msg281779#msg281779 date=1288028597]
enforce officers going around with a  ruler measuring skirts seems like a great job
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Kwami...remember I was recommending an "automatic" saree for Mes..well I think that my entreprenuership has bourne new fruits....I want to now invent the Auto-skirt...it goes up and down with the push of a button. This will serve to circumvent the short-skirt rules.

Told my receptionist she can no longer come to wukk dressed like dat :

she buss out a big laugh  ad: ad:

These guys must be old fogeys

The secretary walked into the office wearing a miniskirt , black stockings and a tank top and as  she bent  over the filing cabinet  to retrieve some documents she gave me a suggestive look .
I  said" 20 years ago I would have gave you a good seeing to "
"I  don't think that you are too old " she answered

I  replied " it is not me that is too  old my dear"

Its my Eyes with Cataract    :-[