Feeling a bit anti-man today?

Never let your man's mind wonder – it’s too little to be out on its own.

If you want a committed  man, look in a mental hospital.

Definition of a man with  manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.

What did God say after  creating Adam? I must be able to do better than that!

What do you call a woman  who knows where her husband is every night? A widow!

Real  allwomenstalk.com7 Things It's Okay for Men to do ...It’s Okay to Be Honest • It’s Okay to Wash with Your Girls Body Wash • It’s Okay for Men to Shave • It’s Okay to Exfoliate • It’s Okay to Watch Soap Operas • More ...... claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and  paying for dinner.
Most allwomenstalk.com7 Things It's Okay for Men to do ...It’s Okay to Be Honest • It’s Okay to Wash with Your Girls Body Wash • It’s Okay for Men to Shave • It’s Okay to Exfoliate • It’s Okay to Watch Soap Operas • More ...... claim to be feminists because they let  YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner.

allwomenstalk.com7 Things It's Okay for Men to do ...It’s Okay to Be Honest • It’s Okay to Wash with Your Girls Body Wash • It’s Okay for Men to Shave • It’s Okay to Exfoliate • It’s Okay to Watch Soap Operas • More ... are like  ... Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are  like... Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are  like... Lava lamps.
Fun to look at it but not all that bright.

Men are like... Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot  of interest